SIX word story! page 3

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Grues that ate someone in
(For any of you who don’t know, the next word should be “dark”)

 
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@above, thats borderline ridiculous, so im going to skip that post.
“dragons that have been terrorizing the”

 
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grues that ate someone in dark
(Ha, take that.)

 
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grues are evil. GTFO .

 
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Originally posted by swifyy2:

grues are evil. GTFO .

Lol? I already know that. What’s your point?

 
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Originally posted by devourer359:

grues that ate someone in dark
(Ha, take that.)

That’s 6 words.

 
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Originally posted by MaistlinRajere:
Originally posted by devourer359:

grues that ate someone in dark
(Ha, take that.)

That’s 6 words.

Yep, a page back the OP changed the amount of words to six (he changed the title too after simeng inquired about it).

 
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then random shit happened and then

 
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Adventurer got shanked with screwdrivers and

 
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for revenge he studied natural alchemy

 
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and learnt absolutely nothing at all

 
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then random shit happened and then

that is so spammable.

 
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which was unfortunate because very soon

 
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he was killed by grues in a dark cave that he stopped by to tend to his screwdriver-wounds. luckily, he had a health potion. he drank it and was revived in a pixelated-rpg style. unluckily, he made the potion, and he became very weak! (think about alchemy in Skyrim.)
EDIT: im going to make this point a checkpoint.
FAMILIAR GET! while battling off wild grues, the adventurer noticed one of them surrendering. he decided to keep it as a pet. an evil, evil pet. (evil+5!)

 
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he saw Duke Nukem with his
(Deliberate ignore of swifyy’s post get.)

 
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cracked and dented spyglass he got

 
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while he was sky diving with

 
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Your momma and he was almost

Originally posted by swifyy2:

he was killed by grues in a dark cave that he stopped by to tend to his screwdriver-wounds. luckily, he had a health potion. he drank it and was revived in a pixelated-rpg style. unluckily, he made the potion, and he became very weak! (think about alchemy in Skyrim.)
EDIT: im going to make this point a checkpoint.
FAMILIAR GET! while battling off wild grues, the adventurer noticed one of them surrendering. he decided to keep it as a pet. an evil, evil pet. (evil+5!)

Thats more than six words.

 
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done with his girl and now

 
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wants to lead a normal life.

 
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So he begins to milk

 
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one hundred million zombie cows for

 
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sixty thousand dollars or more

 
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to a old british guy.

 
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that smoked pot and weed.