CYOP: GTFO the Castle. (locked)

Examine what is in the toilet.

You check the toilet-ewww why did you touch some ages old poop ugh gross. Gross-Oh wait you found a piece of metal. You have no clue what you could do with it. It stinks like hell. Now what?

Health: 100/100
Ammo for current weapon: 1/1
Armor: 0/100

Find the shining thing.

You mean the shit-stained piece of metal? You already have it. And it is stinking up your left hand. Good thing you are ambidextrous. What now?

Health: 100/100
Ammo for current weapon: 1/1
Armor: 0/100

Ask the guard why you are in a cell.

You would, but he’s too busy listening to music to notice you. This could be your chance to escape! What now?

Health: 100/100
Ammo for current weapon: 1/1
Armor: 0/100

Is the metal sharp?

You decide to find out by attempting to cut your finger open. It isn’t that sharp but you have a knife with you. Didn’t I mention that in the OP? You must have stupid spirits. What next?

Health: 100/100
Ammo for current weapon: 1/1
Armor: 0/100

The dagger would be more useful, and having something stained with blood might be suspicious.
Use the dagger to CUT HIS FUCKING JUGGULAR. Stealthily.

You creep next to him and cover the guard’s mouth. Then you slit his throat with that knife. The muffled screams he tries to make are drowned out by the music. While he was dying, he decides to try to club you with his baton. You suffer 5 points of damage due to him hitting you lightly. You take his pistol and 2 clips. You also find the cell door’s key. (You could’ve done a unconventional way to distract him. Just saying.) You unlock the cell door. You look around. There are other cells, presumably empty, a barracks (Not wise to enter it…yet…), and a padded cell. Where to? And would you like to equip the pistol?

Health: 95/100
Ammo for current weapon: 1/1
Armor: 0/100

Peer into the padded cell

You sneak a peek into the padded cell. You see a white uniform wearing dude with a white cap and a guard with a similar uniform to the guard you just killed. They are looking at the inmate, who appears to be mentally insane. Said inmate decides to spit on the WUWD and he retaliates by shooting the inmate in the knee. You can’t make out what they are saying but you know it isn’t in English. You should really hide that body. And fast. What now?

Health: 95/100
Ammo for current weapon: 1/1
Armor: 0/100

look into an empty cell for a place to hide the body

The only cell that you find is your own cell. You decide to dispose of the body in what way?

1. Disguise it as you (Lets you go through checkpoints without anyone the wiser unless they look in your cell carefully)
2. Eat it (Heals you)
3. Hide it out of sight (No one will notice the dead guard if you do this)

3

4; All of the above. Oh, but only a tiny bit, in case we need more healing later.

You decide to hide the body after you disguise as the dead guard. You were just about to nibble on a ankle when you feel a person on your shoulder. You turn around and surprise surprise, it’s a guard. A guard who saw you hide the body. He gives you a spare clip and orders you to follow him. He seems trustworthy. And he may not want to kill you. What now? And would you like to use the pistol?

Health: 95/100
Ammo for current weapon: 1/1
Armor: 0/100

Follow the gaurd, but not with complete trust. Equip pistol

You follow the guard. You take the pistol out of the holster and look at it. Holy shit it’s a P38. That guard you are following looks like a nazi. You stop at what you think is a checkpoint. You make out what they are saying:

Guard 1: “Papiere bitte?”
Guard 2: “Hier sind meine Papiere”
Guard 1: “Danke. Sie dürfen passieren”

The guard moves out of the way and you follow the other guard. You are now in front of what appears to be a laundry room. What now? That uniform you are wearing has something moving in it.

Health: 95/100
Ammo for current weapon: 6/32
Armor: 40/100

look around the laundry room while digging into your uniform for the object

You encounter yet another guard. He says “Du riechst wie Scheiße. Gehen Sie eine Dusche nehmen.” You have no idea what he said so you go over to some sort of washing machine and you take your uniform off-Oh gross! It’s a maggot! Make that 10 maggots! Oh god. You better take a shower and wash that uniform. Now what? The maggot appears to have eaten part of your leg.

Health: 93/100
Ammo for current weapon: 6/32
Armor: 40/100

Take a shower

You take a shower. Ahhhh it feels good to have no maggots on you. Then some drunk guard goes after you after you drop the soap. He looks like he wants to kill you. What do you do?

Health: 93/100
Ammo for current weapon: 6/32
Armor: 0/100

Kick him in the nuts, regardless if guards are watching or not

You decide to kick him. You miss and end up kicking his rib cage. He steps back a little, then he runs out and returns with his gun. Oh shit. Ohhh shit. Now what?

Health: 93/100
Ammo for current weapon: 6/32
Armor: 0/100