The life of 'Jeff the Killer' page 2 (locked)

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LOL.
I wonder how crazy this game would get if we could improv (excluding the old “kill yourself” thing GakaT keeps trying to push.)

 
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@GotterAKAThing: Fuck off please :)

You take as long as you want, a teacher sends someone down to see you. It’s a kid who keeps on bullying you non-stop. He clenches his fists, what do you do?

1. I’ve got a knife :D
2. Fight back with your fists.
3. Lock yourself in a toilet room.
4. Tell him to calm down and you’ll be in class after a quick piss.
5. Kill GotterAKAThing then get back to the bully.

 
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@5. LOL

 
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1. Stab stab staaaaaaaaaaab!

 
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Slit the bully’s throat, then go on a school massacre.

 
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1. Stabby Stabby

 
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We are so violent xD

 
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You killed the bully….. congratulations. You sick, violent freak! You hide the body in the toilet and you shit on him because you couldn’t hold it for much longer and then you return to class. The teacher sees you covered in blood and goes to send you upstairs in the office. Fucking boring if you ask me. It’s also hot in there too. What’ca wanna do?

1. Cover yourself in bleach and alcohol.
2. Drink some water.
3. Cover yourself in water.
4. Drink some beer.
5. Piss off out of the office.

 
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Drink some water like a little bitch.

 
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5!

 
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Say to the office guard and principal: ỳ̪̺ͅǫ̖̱ù͓͕̼̭͍̣ wi̜ ҉̫̲͉̺l ​͏͉̦̹̪̰ d̯̫͙̝̬͙͡i͈͟e!

 
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5, obviously.

 
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Sick and violent? 5.

 
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You get out of the office and go home. You are sent to put some high chemical acid (it’s for your car) in the bathtub. You do as you’re told and accidently spilt some acid, oh well… only a little bit. Good steel metal acid boxs as well. You notice your freckles on your face too. No wonder why you get bullied. What’ca wanna do now?

1. Do something about it. Ain’t putting up with this shit.
2. Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the only person with freckles on this planet. Besides, it probably isn’t because that either. You are new to High School.

 
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Darn, I thought he was literally going to take a piss in the office.
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2, of course. Why worry about random acid sitting on the ground.

 
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We just need one more vote out of 1 or 2. Which will it be?

P.S. This will be the end of Chapter 1 whichever choice you make.

 
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Same thing as afk; thought he was gonna take a piss, not leave. Whoops.

 
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You grab your knife and guess what you end up like when you look in the mirror?

Great job, stupid.

Chapter 1 completed! Chapter 2.

As you go downstairs you see your mom and dad cooking dinner. What’ca gonna do?

1. Wait.
2. Ask how long are they gonna take.
3. Ask them do they like your new look.
4. Turn into Jeff the Killer.

 
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^the url is broken :(
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2. Can’t sleep without food.

 
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You ask them without going downstairs so they can’t see your face. Mom says in about an hour. Fuck that.

1. Wait.
2. Ask how long are they gonna take.
3. Ask them do they like your new look.
4. Turn into Jeff the Killer.

 
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