BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by kilozombie:
>DB: Attempt to win over the WAGGISH WILDMAN with your BEAUTIFUL MOON ROCK.
You whip out your MOON ROCK, pushing it at his face. Surprisingly enough, he’s not amused by your actions.
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BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
[Reminder: Anyone can join in in giving actions at any time.]
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RokRokRok
1076 posts
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>DB: Take SMALL METALLIC SPHERE while he is telling you he is not interested in your BEAUTIFUL MOON ROCK.
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BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by RokRokRok:
>DB: Take SMALL METALLIC SPHERE while he is telling you he is not interested in your BEAUTIFUL MOON ROCK.
With your immense stealth and stealthy immensity (the latter coming from how many RANDOM OBJECTS you’re carrying around with you), you snatch the METALLIC SPHERE from his hand, and pocket it without him noticing.
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kilozombie
4637 posts
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RokRokRok
1076 posts
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BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by kilozombie:
>WW: Notice.
You suddenly realise that you don’t have the SPHERE anymore, and politely request that the thief give it back.
Originally posted by RokRokRok:
>DB: Be the other guy.
You already were.
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RokRokRok
1076 posts
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>DB: Use your UNNATURAL SAVVINESS to confuse him, then use your GODLY SPEED to run away.
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Sabin7
3674 posts
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DB: Use FEMININE WILES on WW.
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BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by RokRokRok:
>DB: Use your UNNATURAL SAVVINESS to confuse him, then use your GODLY SPEED to run away.
Originally posted by Sabin7:
DB: Use FEMININE WILES on WW.
You enact a series of actions and sentences which end up confusing the man before you. Perhaps he feels something for you? Or perhaps he’s just confused about your sudden changes in mental working, gutterbrain. Regardless, you are now able to rapidly make off with the METALLIC SPHERE intact, alongside about half his produce and most of his chickens.
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RokRokRok
1076 posts
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>DB: DESCEND into MADNESS, and FLASHBACK/FORWARD to YOUR TIME IN THE WAR.
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BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by RokRokRok:
>DB: DESCEND into MADNESS, and FLASHBACK/FORWARD to YOUR TIME IN THE WAR.
Suddenly, you find yourself in the throes of what appears to be a seizure, and begin having weird pastfuture visions.
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You are the DOOMED BATRACHIPHILE. Your NEWFOUND LOVE FOR FROGS and INABILITY TO CONTROL YOUR HANDS (but mostly the frog thing) has gotten you imprisoned in a disgusting DERSITE PRISON, and it is almost certain that you will be executed for your HORRENDOUS MISDEED… once the war is over. You have until then to FREE YOURSELF from this place, but the GUARDS are quite vigilant indeed. It will take all of your THIEF’S INSTINCTS to get out of here.
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RokRokRok
1076 posts
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>DB?: Start Jailbreak Adventure.
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BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by RokRokRok:
>DB?: Start Jailbreak Adventure.
You are locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.
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RokRokRok
1076 posts
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>DB?: Attempt to unlock door.
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Rann13
698 posts
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>DB?: Exit BULLCRAP SELF-REFERENCE
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Sabin7
3674 posts
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NimbusCloud26
2283 posts
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>DB: Shout about FROGS, hoping a guard will come in, then steal his keys.
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BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by RokRokRok:
>DB?: Attempt to unlock door.
Nothing.
Originally posted by rann13:
>DB?: Exit BULLCRAP SELF-REFERENCE
You exit your SELF-REFERENTIAL FRAME OF MIND. You’re still in jail, though.
Originally posted by Sabin7:
>DB: Pick up key
What pumpkin?
Originally posted by NimbusCloud26:
>DB: Shout about FROGS, hoping a guard will come in, then steal his keys.
You yell about how amazing frogs are. An ERRONEOUS GUARD comes along and summarily beats you upside the head with his POLICE BATON. That’ll teach you a lesson.
Whilst you get beaten up, you take the woman-beater’s PRISON KEYS. That’ll teach him a lesson.
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NimbusCloud26
2283 posts
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>DB: Unlock JAIL CELL. Steal POLICE BATON from UNSUSPECTING GUARD
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BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by NimbusCloud26:
>DB: Unlock JAIL CELL. Steal POLICE BATON from UNSUSPECTING GUARD
You unlock the JAIL CELL, and before the guard realizes what is happening, you have taken his BATON from him to prevent further beating with it. That being said, he decides to just punch you in the face instead. You both suffer damage.
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NimbusCloud26
2283 posts
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>DB: Beat GUARD into UNCONCIOUSNESS with his own BATON.
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BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by NimbusCloud26:
>DB: Beat GUARD into UNCONCIOUSNESS with his own BATON.
You beat the guard around the head with his own BATON. The closest you get him to unconsciousness is some form of woozy delirium, though, so you leave him propped up against the wall like that. Now what?
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NimbusCloud26
2283 posts
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>DB: Try to remember the PROPHECY OF THE HEROES while LEAVING the DERSITE PRISON.
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BCLEGENDS
27140 posts
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Originally posted by NimbusCloud26:
>DB: Try to remember the PROPHECY OF THE HEROES while LEAVING the DERSITE PRISON.
As you walk out of the prison, you attempt to recall the prophecy in question, but don’t get any further than “some people will show up and kill the DERSITE LEADERS”. Oh well, you’re sure it’ll come back to you if you ever really need it…
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You awaken to find the FARMER GUY PERSON trying to take back what you stole from him. Also, the METALLIC SPHERE.
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