plopfill
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Originally posted by Jaskaran2000:
Have sex with the fort, immediately
Forts lack those organs. You can’t.
Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Upgrade UHM and CHPs.
The Upgradable Healing Machine now adds 0.5 more shields every day. The Compact Healing Pods now add 2 more units to the HP.
Originally posted by hamuka:
Attack the UHM with a Sun God from BTD5, then I shoot it 1,000,000 times with a chaingun.
The first destroyed it. You cannot do anything for a day because you are busy shooting your chain-gun at what remains of it. (A million shots take about a day at an estimated rate of 10 shots a second.)
Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Upgrade regenerative shields.
Done.
Fort
HP: 95 +10 units
Shields: 8.5 units
(De)Buffs:
Upgradable Healing Machine: Every day, adds 1 unit of HP and 4.5 5 units of shields, up to a limit of 10 units of shields. Has 1.9 units of HP and 2 units of shields for itself.
Compact Health Pods: An extra 10 12 units is added to the HP while these last.
Coverage: Divert up to 3 units of damage from HP to shields from each attack.
Radioactive material: Removes 1 unit of HP every day.
Monsoon: Removes 1 unit of HP every day. Lasts 1 more day.
Wood panels: Provide protection.
Plasma cannon: Attempts to shoot at things approaching. Attached to Compact Healing Pods.
Regenerative shields: Reduce the damages of the next 6 attacks to the fort by 1 unit each.
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GottaAskTheMan
5966 posts
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Rebuild the UHM, but this time with steel.
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ajbarr
410 posts
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Use a sword to pierce a joint of the UHM,then pick it apart with a crowbar
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GottaAskTheMan
5966 posts
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Originally posted by ajbarr:
Use a sword to pierce a joint of the UHM,then pick it apart with a crowbar
You need to get past the shield. Also, plasma cannons will blast you. _
Upgrade the UHMs HP and shields.
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thijs956
247 posts
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hamuka
3406 posts
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Redirect the shots of the chaingun to the CHPs.
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JohnDoe2
261 posts
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The cannon is out of ammo!
20 ammo added!
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GotterakaThing
9093 posts
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Nice cannon. Mind telling me where the fuse is?
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DarkEvilSoul
136 posts
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summons 10 foot tall hell dogs to protect the fort
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JohnDoe2
261 posts
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Originally posted by GotterakaThing:
Nice cannon. Mind telling me where the fuse is?
facepalm
Fuse added! Now the cannon is ready to work!
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hamuka
3406 posts
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Nice fuse, but I don’t have a match :(
…Actually, now I do. I shoot the cannonball.
EDIT: facepalm I didn’t realize that I’m still shooting the CHPs… I redirect a shot to the fuse to light it, then I continue shooting the CHPs.
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pika493
1971 posts
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Hehe…
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GottaAskTheMan
5966 posts
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Upgrade regenerative shields.
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kmz2002
263 posts
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Hope this work
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GottaAskTheMan
5966 posts
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Jaskaran2000
7418 posts
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I don’t want plop as the host anymoar.
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JohnDoe2
261 posts
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Let’s have Jaskaran as the host!
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hamuka
3406 posts
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Originally posted by JohnDoe2:
Let’s have Jaskaran as the host!
Amen!
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But he’s hosting two games already… :(
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JohnDoe2
261 posts
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Then let’s have Hamuka as the host!
(unless Jaskaran feels like hosting anyway)
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Jaskaran2000
7418 posts
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Actually, having two games is not allowed, but hosting is.
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thijs956
247 posts
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I WANNA BE HOST! i have never hosted a game before! :D
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GottaAskTheMan
5966 posts
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Pops out of no where
Ahem… I assume you mean me.
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Jaskaran2000
7418 posts
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Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Pops out of no where
Ahem… I assume you mean me.
Nope, go away troll.
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plopfill
426 posts
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Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Rebuild the UHM, but this time with steel.
New Upgradable Healing Machine built.
Originally posted by ajbarr:
Use a sword to pierce a joint of the UHM,then pick it apart with a crowbar
You took out 2 units of health and made it not work for 1 day.
Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Originally posted by ajbarr:
Use a sword to pierce a joint of the UHM,then pick it apart with a crowbar
Upgrade the UHMs HP and shields.
1 more unit of HP and 2 units of shields added.
Originally posted by thijs956:
Upgrade the UHM
The Upgradable Healing Machine now adds 1 more unit of shields every day.
Originally posted by hamuka:
Redirect the shots of the chaingun to the CHPs.
You have broken them.
Originally posted by JohnDoe2:
(various things about a cannon)
I’ll assume you are aiming at the fort. You took out 2 units of its shields. (It had been 3, but it was reduced by regenerative shields, which have counted down.)
Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Upgrade regenerative shields.
They now work 3 more times.
Originally posted by kmz2002:
Hope this work
It didn’t work, but I’ll take that as attacking the fort. You took out 1 unit of its shields. (It had been 2, but it was reduced by regenerative shields, which have counted down.)
Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Upgrade CHPs
They now would add 2 more units to the HP if they were not broken.
Originally posted by DarkEvilSoul:
summons 10 foot tall hell dogs to protect the fort
Added.
Daily Activation
Radioactive material: 1 unit of HP removed.
Monsoon: 1 unit of HP removed. Timer run down and expired.
Upgradable Healing Machine: No longer out of order.
Fort
HP: 95 94 93 +12 units
Shields: 8.5 6.5 5.5 units
(De)Buffs:
Compact Health Pods: Would have added an extra 12 14 units to the HP, but are broken.
Coverage: Divert up to 3 units of damage from HP to shields from each attack.
Radioactive material: Removes 1 unit of HP every day.
Monsoon: Removes 1 unit of HP every day. Lasts 1 more day.
Wood panels: Provide protection.
Plasma cannon: Attempts to shoot at things approaching. Attached to Compact Healing Pods.
Regenerative shields: Reduce the damages of the next 6 5 8 7 attacks to the fort by 1 unit each.
Upgradable Healing Machine: Add 2 units of HP and 1 unit of shields up to a maximum of 10 units every day. Has 5 3 4 units of HP and 2 units of shields for itself. Out of order for 1 more day.
Hell dogs: Will try to bite anything that approaches.
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GottaAskTheMan
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