destroy the fort! page 29 (locked)

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I clone Chuck Norris 999999999999999 times and tell them to destroy it

 
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Originally posted by efar:

I clone Chuck Norris 999999999999999 times and tell them to destroy it

0 to the shields and fort. anything thats stupid like that is worthless.
sorry i was off.
Originally posted by hamuka:

I send Captain Falcon to punch the fort with the almighty Falcon Punch.

125 to the shields, 50 to the fort
Originally posted by blakzer:

I shoot thousands of bullets out of a generic pistol, aimed at the fort.

100 to the shields, 40 to the fort
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

I rehire the super ninjas elves and the deconstruction crew.I hack into the main frame and shut down the shields.

you, the crew and the elves only get through, for some reason. BTW, 300 to the fort.

FORT

HP: 4690
Shields: 775

Buffs
Debuffs

 
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I summon a black hole that eats away at the Fort’s HP and shields every day. {DEBUFF}

I then use the shield killer, dealing massive amounts of damage to the Fort’s shields.

 
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i cast regen (BUFF) on the fort thus healing 500 HP and 100 shields per day

 
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i make an extra regenerative shield around the fort that blocks up to 200 dmg at one time.
HP – 1000 (gains 200 per day)

 
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i shall fix the fort this round! i send 200 ninjas to protect the fort.

 
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I throw 18 C4’s at the fort.

 
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UPDATE 2

Originally posted by blakzer:

I summon a black hole that eats away at the Fort’s HP and shields every day. {DEBUFF}


I then use the shield killer, dealing massive amounts of damage to the Fort’s shields.


added. 200 dmg is added daily, 250 dmg to the shields untill they are gone.

Originally posted by ivan08:

i cast regen (BUFF) on the fort thus healing 500 HP and 100 shields per day

Added, but its only 100 gained per update.
Originally posted by ivan08:

i shall fix the fort this round! i send 200 ninjas to protect the fort.

ninjas protect the fort. attacks are weakened by 50 hp for 25 turns.
Originally posted by Shoru500:

I throw 18 C4’s at the fort.

200 to the shields and 75 to the fort.

FORT

HP: 4415
Shields: 325
Extra shield (after the normal shield: 1100) Hp dealed to the fort is going to be extremely small (max is 50) untill the normal shield is destroyed.

Buffs
Regen (100 and +25 shields per day)
Ninjas (attacks weakened by 50)

NINJAS HP
HP: 500

Debuffs
Black hole (-200 hp to everything other then users every update)
Shield destroyer (-250 hp to each shield when a shield is up every update)

 
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I cast a poison spell, removing Regen. Specifically, it deals damage equivalent to Regen.

I then weaken the shield thickness, allowing more damage to bypass the shields. Extra shield acts like a normal shield.

Finally, I undermine half the fort in a stealthed drill tank, causing instability that deals damage directly to the fort for three days.

 
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i cast the regen spell twice and with anti-spell so it cant be removed.

(regen affects all things helpful to the fort)

then i start making hidden energy cores in the fort to boost shield power.

(construction is 2 updates per core)

(can be up to 3 energy cores at one time)

(+200 shields per core when shields are gone the core explodes and causes 100 dmg to the fort)

(core is under shields and has around 250 hp)

then i teleport the fort away from the black hole.

(regen, extra shields, shields destroyer, ninjas, instable ground, and energy core construction is still in effect)

 
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(btw the energy cores adds to all shields)

 
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I tell my troops to poop on the fort then every 100 days we light the turds on fire and the fort goes up in stinky flames.

 
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um anyone gonna update?

 
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ill do it!

 
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Originally posted by blakzer:

I cast a poison spell, removing Regen. Specifically, it deals damage equivalent to Regen.

I then weaken the shield thickness, allowing more damage to bypass the shields. Extra shield acts like a normal shield.

Finally, I undermine half the fort in a stealthed drill tank, causing instability that deals damage directly to the fort for three days.

you weaken the shields by 50

Originally posted by ivan08:

i cast the regen spell twice and with anti-spell so it cant be removed.

(regen affects all things helpful to the fort)

then i start making hidden energy cores in the fort to boost shield power.

(construction is 2 updates per core)

(can be up to 3 energy cores at one time)

(+200 shields per core when shields are gone the core explodes and causes 100 dmg to the fort)

(core is under shields and has around 250 hp)

then i teleport the fort away from the black hole.

(regen, extra shields, shields destroyer, ninjas, instable ground, and energy core construction is still in effect)

done

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

I tell my troops to poop on the fort then every 100 days we light the turds on fire and the fort goes up in stinky flames.

you deal 100 dmg

FORT
HP 4415
SHIELDS 330
EXTRA SHIELDS 1030

BUFFS
Regen +100
Ninjas -50 dmg to every attack

 
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I use anti anti anti regen spell and cast poison on the fort. (Debuff.)

Originally posted by ivan08:

i cast the regen spell twice and with anti-spell so it cant be removed.


(regen affects all things helpful to the fort)


then i start making hidden energy cores in the fort to boost shield power.


(construction is 2 updates per core)


(can be up to 3 energy cores at one time)


(+200 shields per core when shields are gone the core explodes and causes 100 dmg to the fort)


(core is under shields and has around 250 hp)


then i teleport the fort away from the black hole.


(regen, extra shields, shields destroyer, ninjas, instable ground, and energy core construction is still in effect)

 
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This is a Debuff.

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

I rehire the super ninjas elves and the deconstruction crew.I hack into the main frame and shut down the shields.

 
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I groan, then make stuff in the fort explode.

I cause a rain of fire to erupt over the fort, preventing wooden defenses and dealing continuous damage. (DEBUFF)

Finally, I kill VoodooCoffeeGuy and use his corpse to somehow kill all the ninjas.

 
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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

I use anti anti anti regen spell and cast poison on the fort. (Debuff.) (dose not work the poison is nullified by the anti spell)

Originally posted by ivan08:

i cast the regen spell twice and with anti-spell so it cant be removed.


(regen affects all things helpful to the fort)


then i start making hidden energy cores in the fort to boost shield power.


(construction is 2 updates per core)


(can be up to 3 energy cores at one time)


(+200 shields per core when shields are gone the core explodes and causes 100 dmg to the fort)


(core is under shields and has around 250 hp)


then i teleport the fort away from the black hole.


(regen, extra shields, shields destroyer, ninjas, instable ground, and energy core construction is still in effect)

Originally posted by blakzer:

I groan, then make stuff in the fort explode.

I cause a rain of fire to erupt over the fort, preventing wooden defenses and dealing continuous damage. (DEBUFF)

Finally, I kill VoodooCoffeeGuy and use his corpse to somehow kill all the ninjas. (you deal 200 dmg to ninjas but he is not dead)

you deal 200 dmg. the fort is made of steel so that it cant be burnt no DEBUFF

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

This is a Debuff.

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

I rehire the super ninjas elves and the deconstruction crew.I hack into the main frame and shut down the shields.

done -50 shields per day

i reset the fort
FORT HP 5050
SHILEDS 450
EXTRA SHIELDS 800

BUFFS

ninjas -50 to attacks hp 400
regen +100 hp to all things +50 to all shields
extra regenerative shield +100 to all shields

DEBUFFS
elves -50 shileds
black hole -50 hp -50 shields
shield killer -100 shields

guys you need to get more people to play this it cant just be you two playing

 
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I convert the fire rain to acid. It’s still raining, just not doing anything until it is changed to acid. DEBUFF.

I somehow reformat the extra regenerative shield, causing it to eat shields instead. ERS is turned into a DEBUFF.

I then throw that stupid fact core into the fort, causing it to annoy the defenders of the fort to the point any defensive action they do is weakened some. Don’t ask how it ignored the shields, it just does. DEBUFF.

 
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back. and you CANT update.

 
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Originally posted by blakzer:

I convert the fire rain to acid. It’s still raining, just not doing anything until it is changed to acid. DEBUFF.

I somehow reformat the extra regenerative shield, causing it to eat shields instead. ERS is turned into a DEBUFF.

I then throw that stupid fact core into the fort, causing it to annoy the defenders of the fort to the point any defensive action they do is weakened some. Don’t ask how it ignored the shields, it just does. DEBUFF.

acid rain -100 dmg per update. the regen shield eats extra shield by 100 per day. the energy core is not made yet so it dose not make sense

Fort

HP 5150
Shields 575
Extra shields 850

BUFFS
ninjas -50 to attacks and -25 to debuffs. hp 500
regen +100 hp to all things +50 to all shields
energy core (is now made) +200 all shields +100 to HP. CORE HP 600
(construction on next one is started) max dmg is 50 because absorbed by shields

DEBUFFS (all was -25 cause of ninjas)
elves -25 shileds
black hole -25 hp -25 shields
shield killer -75 shields
acid rain -75 hp
anti regen shield -75 extra shield

 
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Originally posted by nowaitforme102:

back. and you CANT update.

oh so can you keep the game how i had it? Plz?

 
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i wont update anymore D:
i bulid extra walls (+ HP), a lava moat (buff to stop small attacks), and barbed wire fence (buff) around it

 
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How do Ninjas weaken weather, anyway?

Force the Ninjas to give up their Debuff-weakening powers through any means necessary.

Pollute the air more, strengthening acid rain.

Finally, build a pond with vampiric giant sponges that attack the fort. DEBUFF.