destroy the fort! page 38

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I hire an elite group of Necromancers and Socerers who cast spells upon the fort and raise the dead to aid them against the fort. Behemoth sized cannons are cast upon spot and fire upon the fort. Several defense turrets, a research facility and a hangar which launches 3 bombers daily are built in VCG’s Space.

 
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PlopFill, every day my shrine spawns a giant that attacks the fort. The next day it spawns another giant.

On an unrelated note, I arm myself with a spear and some chain mail, then I launch myself inside the fort to attack!

 
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hire Osama to do something with explosives to the fort

 
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I build a floor for my tower, then add an unstable portal on it (Random creature pops out every turn until stabilized). I start building an stabilizer for it (Finishing next turn)

 
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I equip a viking helmet, head to the front gate, and start singing opera in an attempt to disrupt the maintenance workers with my wonderful horrible singing.

 
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Pulsar!

 
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i finish hells gate base and research the enchantment for it.

 
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Originally posted by ajx30009:

I call in the kids next door to attack the fort.

You do 7 units of damage to the fort.

Originally posted by efar:

I spray hydrogen fluoride at the bottom of the fort weakening the foundation

then I use earthquake and hopefully parts collaspe

You do 2 units of damage to the fort.

Originally posted by hamuka:

I drill under the fort to weaken the foundation further.

You do 9 units of damage to the fort.

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

I hire an elite group of Necromancers and Socerers who cast spells upon the fort and raise the dead to aid them against the fort. Behemoth sized cannons are cast upon spot and fire upon the fort. Several defense turrets, a research facility and a hangar which launches 3 bombers daily are built in VCG’s Space.

That has been done. You do 4 units of damage to the fort.

Originally posted by Luinie:

PlopFill, every day my shrine spawns a giant that attacks the fort. The next day it spawns another giant.

On an unrelated note, I arm myself with a spear and some chain mail, then I launch myself inside the fort to attack!

You do 10 units of damage to the fort, bringing it down!

 
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Woohoo! :D

 
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Why don`t i have a space?

 
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fort lv. 2?

 
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Another round?

 
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wieners to celebrate

 
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(singing) Plopfill where are you

 
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I`ll do it until he gets back then.

Base HP:50,000
Shield Hp:20,000

Defenders:
1:The kids next door.

 
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I nuke the fort.

 
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Originally posted by hamuka:

I nuke the fort.

Base HP:49,500
Shield Hp:15,000

Defenders:

 
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I poop on the fort

 
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Originally posted by efar:

I poop on the fort

Base HP:49,500
Shield Hp:14,999

Debuffs:Smelly[No one wants to defend the fort.]

 
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hire Kamikaze people to attack fort

 
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I grab a Holy Hand Grenade and throw it to the fort

 
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Originally posted by Behemoth542:

I grab a Holy Hand Grenade and throw it to the fort

Monty Python Power!

 
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Originally posted by efar:

hire Kamikaze people to attack fort

Originally posted by Behemoth542:

I grab a Holy Hand Grenade and throw it to the fort

Base HP:48,500
Shield Hp:12,500

Debuffs:Smelly[No one wants to defend the fort.]

 
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Elves are rehired. Deconstruction crew brought back in. Both are debuffs. Also the sewers of every city are redesigned to end a pipe in midair over the fort, sending waste and crocs upon the fort. Also a debuff.

 
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I throw the guy in Voodoo’s picture into the fort (debuff form ugliness)