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avatar for VoodooCoffeeGuy VoodooCoffeeGuy 1699 posts
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I hire an elite group of Necromancers and Socerers who cast spells upon the fort and raise the dead to aid them against the fort. Behemoth sized cannons are cast upon spot and fire upon the fort. Several defense turrets, a research facility and a hangar which launches 3 bombers daily are built in VCG’s Space.

 
avatar for Luinie Luinie 125 posts
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PlopFill, every day my shrine spawns a giant that attacks the fort. The next day it spawns another giant.

On an unrelated note, I arm myself with a spear and some chain mail, then I launch myself inside the fort to attack!

 
avatar for harthen harthen 33 posts
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hire Osama to do something with explosives to the fort

 
avatar for Behemoth542 Behemoth542 1192 posts
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I build a floor for my tower, then add an unstable portal on it (Random creature pops out every turn until stabilized). I start building an stabilizer for it (Finishing next turn)

 
avatar for Crash301 Crash301 890 posts
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I equip a viking helmet, head to the front gate, and start singing opera in an attempt to disrupt the maintenance workers with my wonderful horrible singing.

 
avatar for myskybluecap myskybluecap 1501 posts
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Pulsar!

 
avatar for thecartm thecartm 889 posts
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i finish hells gate base and research the enchantment for it.

 
avatar for plopfill plopfill 426 posts
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Originally posted by ajx30009:

I call in the kids next door to attack the fort.

You do 7 units of damage to the fort.

Originally posted by efar:

I spray hydrogen fluoride at the bottom of the fort weakening the foundation

then I use earthquake and hopefully parts collaspe

You do 2 units of damage to the fort.

Originally posted by hamuka:

I drill under the fort to weaken the foundation further.

You do 9 units of damage to the fort.

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

I hire an elite group of Necromancers and Socerers who cast spells upon the fort and raise the dead to aid them against the fort. Behemoth sized cannons are cast upon spot and fire upon the fort. Several defense turrets, a research facility and a hangar which launches 3 bombers daily are built in VCG’s Space.

That has been done. You do 4 units of damage to the fort.

Originally posted by Luinie:

PlopFill, every day my shrine spawns a giant that attacks the fort. The next day it spawns another giant.

On an unrelated note, I arm myself with a spear and some chain mail, then I launch myself inside the fort to attack!

You do 10 units of damage to the fort, bringing it down!

 
avatar for hamuka hamuka 3406 posts
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Woohoo! :D

 
avatar for ajx30009 ajx30009 2641 posts
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Why don`t i have a space?

 
avatar for efar efar 1462 posts
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fort lv. 2?

 
avatar for Luinie Luinie 125 posts
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Another round?

 
avatar for harthen harthen 33 posts
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wieners to celebrate

 
avatar for efar efar 1462 posts
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(singing) Plopfill where are you

 
avatar for ajx30009 ajx30009 2641 posts
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I`ll do it until he gets back then.

Base HP:50,000
Shield Hp:20,000

Defenders:
1:The kids next door.

 
avatar for hamuka hamuka 3406 posts
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I nuke the fort.

 
avatar for ajx30009 ajx30009 2641 posts
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Originally posted by hamuka:

I nuke the fort.

Base HP:49,500
Shield Hp:15,000

Defenders:

 
avatar for efar efar 1462 posts
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I poop on the fort

 
avatar for ajx30009 ajx30009 2641 posts
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Originally posted by efar:

I poop on the fort

Base HP:49,500
Shield Hp:14,999

Debuffs:Smelly[No one wants to defend the fort.]

 
avatar for efar efar 1462 posts
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hire Kamikaze people to attack fort

 
avatar for Behemoth542 Behemoth542 1192 posts
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I grab a Holy Hand Grenade and throw it to the fort

 
avatar for efar efar 1462 posts
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Originally posted by Behemoth542:

I grab a Holy Hand Grenade and throw it to the fort

Monty Python Power!

 
avatar for ajx30009 ajx30009 2641 posts
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Originally posted by efar:

hire Kamikaze people to attack fort

Originally posted by Behemoth542:

I grab a Holy Hand Grenade and throw it to the fort

Base HP:48,500
Shield Hp:12,500

Debuffs:Smelly[No one wants to defend the fort.]

 
avatar for VoodooCoffeeGuy VoodooCoffeeGuy 1699 posts
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Elves are rehired. Deconstruction crew brought back in. Both are debuffs. Also the sewers of every city are redesigned to end a pipe in midair over the fort, sending waste and crocs upon the fort. Also a debuff.

 
avatar for efar efar 1462 posts
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I throw the guy in Voodoo’s picture into the fort (debuff form ugliness)