destroy the fort! page 12 (locked)

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Originally posted by Jaskaran2000:

Have sex with the fort, immediately

Forts lack those organs. You can’t.

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Upgrade UHM and CHPs.

The Upgradable Healing Machine now adds 0.5 more shields every day. The Compact Healing Pods now add 2 more units to the HP.

Originally posted by hamuka:

Attack the UHM with a Sun God from BTD5, then I shoot it 1,000,000 times with a chaingun.

The first destroyed it. You cannot do anything for a day because you are busy shooting your chain-gun at what remains of it. (A million shots take about a day at an estimated rate of 10 shots a second.)

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Upgrade regenerative shields.

Done.

Fort
HP: 95 +10 units
Shields: 8.5 units
(De)Buffs:
Upgradable Healing Machine: Every day, adds 1 unit of HP and 4.5 5 units of shields, up to a limit of 10 units of shields. Has 1.9 units of HP and 2 units of shields for itself.
Compact Health Pods: An extra 10 12 units is added to the HP while these last.
Coverage: Divert up to 3 units of damage from HP to shields from each attack.
Radioactive material: Removes 1 unit of HP every day.
Monsoon: Removes 1 unit of HP every day. Lasts 1 more day.
Wood panels: Provide protection.
Plasma cannon: Attempts to shoot at things approaching. Attached to Compact Healing Pods.
Regenerative shields: Reduce the damages of the next 6 attacks to the fort by 1 unit each.

 
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Rebuild the UHM, but this time with steel.

 
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Use a sword to pierce a joint of the UHM,then pick it apart with a crowbar

 
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Originally posted by ajbarr:

Use a sword to pierce a joint of the UHM,then pick it apart with a crowbar

You need to get past the shield. Also, plasma cannons will blast you. _

Upgrade the UHMs HP and shields.

 
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Upgrade the UHM

 
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Redirect the shots of the chaingun to the CHPs.

 
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The cannon is out of ammo!

20 ammo added!

 
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Nice cannon. Mind telling me where the fuse is?

 
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summons 10 foot tall hell dogs to protect the fort

 
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Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Nice cannon. Mind telling me where the fuse is?

facepalm


Fuse added! Now the cannon is ready to work!

 
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Nice fuse, but I don’t have a match :(

…Actually, now I do. I shoot the cannonball.

EDIT: facepalm I didn’t realize that I’m still shooting the CHPs… I redirect a shot to the fuse to light it, then I continue shooting the CHPs.

 
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Hehe…

 
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Upgrade regenerative shields.

 
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Hope this work

 
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Upgrade CHPs

 
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I don’t want plop as the host anymoar.

 
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Let’s have Jaskaran as the host!

 
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Originally posted by JohnDoe2:

Let’s have Jaskaran as the host!

Amen!

But he’s hosting two games already… :(

 
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Then let’s have Hamuka as the host!

(unless Jaskaran feels like hosting anyway)

 
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Actually, having two games is not allowed, but hosting is.

 
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I WANNA BE HOST! i have never hosted a game before! :D

 
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Pops out of no where

Ahem… I assume you mean me.

 
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Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Pops out of no where

Ahem… I assume you mean me.

Nope, go away troll.

 
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Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Rebuild the UHM, but this time with steel.

New Upgradable Healing Machine built.

Originally posted by ajbarr:

Use a sword to pierce a joint of the UHM,then pick it apart with a crowbar

You took out 2 units of health and made it not work for 1 day.

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Originally posted by ajbarr:

Use a sword to pierce a joint of the UHM,then pick it apart with a crowbar

Upgrade the UHMs HP and shields.

1 more unit of HP and 2 units of shields added.

Originally posted by thijs956:

Upgrade the UHM

The Upgradable Healing Machine now adds 1 more unit of shields every day.

Originally posted by hamuka:

Redirect the shots of the chaingun to the CHPs.

You have broken them.

Originally posted by JohnDoe2:
(various things about a cannon)

I’ll assume you are aiming at the fort. You took out 2 units of its shields. (It had been 3, but it was reduced by regenerative shields, which have counted down.)

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Upgrade regenerative shields.

They now work 3 more times.

Originally posted by kmz2002:

Hope this work

It didn’t work, but I’ll take that as attacking the fort. You took out 1 unit of its shields. (It had been 2, but it was reduced by regenerative shields, which have counted down.)

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Upgrade CHPs

They now would add 2 more units to the HP if they were not broken.

Originally posted by DarkEvilSoul:

summons 10 foot tall hell dogs to protect the fort

Added.

Daily Activation
Radioactive material: 1 unit of HP removed.
Monsoon: 1 unit of HP removed. Timer run down and expired.
Upgradable Healing Machine: No longer out of order.

Fort
HP: 95 94 93 +12 units
Shields: 8.5 6.5 5.5 units
(De)Buffs:
Compact Health Pods: Would have added an extra 12 14 units to the HP, but are broken.
Coverage: Divert up to 3 units of damage from HP to shields from each attack.
Radioactive material: Removes 1 unit of HP every day.
Monsoon: Removes 1 unit of HP every day. Lasts 1 more day.
Wood panels: Provide protection.
Plasma cannon: Attempts to shoot at things approaching. Attached to Compact Healing Pods.
Regenerative shields: Reduce the damages of the next 6 5 8 7 attacks to the fort by 1 unit each.
Upgradable Healing Machine: Add 2 units of HP and 1 unit of shields up to a maximum of 10 units every day. Has 5 3 4 units of HP and 2 units of shields for itself. Out of order for 1 more day.
Hell dogs: Will try to bite anything that approaches.

 
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Add a second shield.