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Build a dart monkey from bloon tower defends to break temporary shield

 
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(shrugs)
(bump)

I hate quickbold!

 
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Originally posted by hamuka:

I strap some rockets onto the asteroid, decreasing the time until it impacts and increasing the damage it will do.

Then, I use some more jetpacks to lift the fort again (yes, I’m doing this on purpose), and leave them on, making the fort collapse.

Asteroid will hit 0.2 days earlier.
3 units of HP taken out.

Originally posted by blakzer:

I begin organizing an insane cult dedicated to summoning and awakening Azathoth.

I force a clone to cast confuse on the next person that helps the fort (ignoring plopfill, he just updates the game), causing the affected person to have a 50% of fouling things up and doing the opposite. Every day that passes causes the spell to weaken by 10%, and only affects one person regardless of spell strength. Ignores attackers.

The clone then tells another clone to throw Molotov Cocktails at the fort, causing it to be set on fire.

On Fire: Fire-based attacks, such as volcanoes, meteors, and flamethrowers deal double damage. Deals 0.1 damage every turn it’s active.

Also, everyone that attacked the Dragon warriors forget about them.

EDIT: Just realized this is my 1337th Forum post.

What’s Azathoth?
The fort is non-inflammable.

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

I trick blakzer into making all his attacks beneficial to defending the fort.

You can’t.

Belated Daily Activation
Radioactive material: 1 unit of HP removed.
Upgradable Healing Machine: 2 units of HP and 1 unit of shields added.
Virus: 1 unit of shields removed.
HP regeneration spell: 1 unit of HP added.
Asteroid 1950 DA comes closer…

Originally posted by hamuka:

I make blakzer drink a potion that makes him remember that he wants to attack the fort, and makes him stronger so he can beat up everything that defends the fort. Users are unaffected by blakzer’s mayhem.

I throw a lot of bombs into the mini-volcano, making them explode and making the volcano deal more damage when erupting.

Then I focus a huge gamma ray towards the fort.

And finally, I throw 2000 birds infected with avian flu to the fort, increasing the damage of Virus debuff.

Done.
Done.
The gamma ray took out 1.75 units of HP. (Regenerative shields reduced it.)
Virus improved.

Originally posted by kmz2002:

Build a dart monkey from bloon tower defends to break temporary shield

It has been destroyed.

Daily Activation
Radioactive material: 1 unit of HP removed.
Upgradable Healing Machine: 2 units of HP and 1 unit of shields added.
Virus: 1 unit of shields and 0.5 units of HP removed.
HP regeneration spell: 1 unit of HP added.
Asteroid 1950 DA comes closer… (Someone might want to try to stop this.)

 
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(continued)
Fort
HP: 53.25 50.25 49.25 51.25 52.25 50.5 49.5 51.5 51 52 units
Shields: 0 1 0 1 0 units

Asteroid 1950 DA approaching: should make impact in 6 5.8 4.8 3.8 more days!

(De)Buffs:
Radioactive material: Removes 1 unit of HP every day.
Upgradable Healing Machine: Add 2 units of HP and 1 unit of shields up to a maximum of 10 units every day. Has 4 units of HP and 1 unit of shields for itself.
Virus: Removes 1 1.5 units of shields or HP, in that order of preference, every day.
HP regeneration spell: Adds 1 unit of HP every day.

Wood panels: Provide protection.
Coverage: Divert up to 3 units of damage from HP to shields from each attack.
Regenerative shields: Reduce the damage of all attacks to the fort by 0.25 units each.
Temporary shield: Takes damage. It has 3 0 units.

Instability: With every action, there’s a 25% chance that the ground under the fort crumbles, shaking the fort and making it lose 2 units of HP. Ignores shields.

Turret: Construction has just begun.
Turrets (Portal): Are defective, working much worse. Will shoot approaching things.

Shield undead-proofing: Turns all undead that pass the shield to resurrect and help defend.
Mini-volcano: Will erupt at unpredictable times.

 
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I cast a firespell on the wood panels, burning them down.

 
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I send spaceships to intercept Asteriod 1950 DA.

 
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I shoot plopfill and make him remove Asteroid 1950 DA.

 
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Originally posted by afklol:

I send spaceships to intercept Asteriod 1950 DA.

Eh, I think the asteroid would destroy them first… But whatever.

I send the Death Star to attack the fort and destroy the spaceships. (Note if plopfill doesn’t know what I’m talking about: The Death Star can send a ray that can destroy an entire planet.)

I then cast a super-strong spell that makes the asteroid even faster.
I also put a strong shield on the asteroid, making it harder to damage or intercept.

I also zap the UHM with a Lightning spell, disabling it.

Afterwards, I summon the Devil and his minions to attack anyone who tries to help the fort.

Then, I throw a pure, large chunk of uranium into the fort, increasing the damage of Radioactive Material by a whole bunch.

Finally, I make every cat in the world shit into the fort, making a pandemic occur and doubling the damage of Virus.

EDIT:

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

I shoot plopfill and make him remove Asteroid 1950 DA.

He said no. Deal with it, and try to defend the fort instead of wasting your time with these.

 
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(Azathoth is a Lovecraftian Horror that lives in space. In Call of Cthulhu, it causes an instant game over upon awakening. It doesn’t in this topic. It helps that we have better stuff compared to the 20th century)

RUARGH! BLAKZER ANGRY!

Blakzer destroy stupid Regenerative Shields!

Blakzer warp reality, causing stupid fort to lose stupid Shield undead-proofing and stupid defenders get hurt eyes!

Blakzer yell loud, causing time before Azathoth awakens to be reduced to 5 days and shatter stupid defenders ear drums!

Blakzer summon evil pirate minions to attack stupid fort over time!

 
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BOOO to all the units. higher numbers plz

calls god
hey god.

hey, how you doin?

good, good. just wondering, could you destroy this fort?

sure,why not?

good, all i asked.

hangs up
Win

 
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Originally posted by nowaitforme102:

BOOO to all the units. higher numbers plz

calls god
hey god.

hey, how you doin?

good, good. just wondering, could you destroy this fort?

sure,why not?

good, all i asked.

hangs up
Win

Even though I would support this, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ON WHAT THE HELL IS OVERPOWERED OR NOT!?!?

 
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I am now following a new guideline: The more things you try to do, the less effective each one will be.

Originally posted by bjjdude:

I cast a firespell on the wood panels, burning them down.

Wood panels destroyed.

Originally posted by afklol:

I send spaceships to intercept Asteriod 1950 DA.

They have pushed it slightly off course before being destroyed (see later).

Originally posted by hamuka:

I send the Death Star to attack the fort and destroy the spaceships. (Note if plopfill doesn’t know what I’m talking about: The Death Star can send a ray that can destroy an entire planet.)

I then cast a super-strong spell that makes the asteroid even faster.
I also put a strong shield on the asteroid, making it harder to damage or intercept.

I also zap the UHM with a Lightning spell, disabling it.

Afterwards, I summon the Devil and his minions to attack anyone who tries to help the fort.

Then, I throw a pure, large chunk of uranium into the fort, increasing the damage of Radioactive Material by a whole bunch.

Finally, I make every cat in the world shit into the fort, making a pandemic occur and doubling the damage of Virus.

EDIT:

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

I shoot plopfill and make him remove Asteroid 1950 DA.

He said no. Deal with it, and try to defend the fort instead of wasting your time with these.

Spaceships destroyed.
Asteroid 1950 DA will make impact 0.1 days sooner.
Upgradable Healing Machine disabled for 1 day.
Radioactive material’s daily damage increased by 0.2.
Virus’ daily damage increased by 0.2.

Originally posted by blakzer:

(Azathoth is a Lovecraftian Horror that lives in space. In Call of Cthulhu, it causes an instant game over upon awakening. It doesn’t in this topic. It helps that we have better stuff compared to the 20th century)

RUARGH! BLAKZER ANGRY!

Blakzer destroy stupid Regenerative Shields!

Blakzer warp reality, causing stupid fort to lose stupid Shield undead-proofing and stupid defenders get hurt eyes!

Blakzer yell loud, causing time before Azathoth awakens to be reduced to 5 days and shatter stupid defenders ear drums!

Blakzer summon evil pirate minions to attack stupid fort over time!

Regenerative shields weakened by 0.15.
There is no such thing as a level of intelligence for inanimate objects.
The defenders are not unintelligent.
Azathoth done.

Originally posted by nowaitforme102:

BOOO to all the units. higher numbers plz

calls god
hey god.

hey, how you doin?

good, good. just wondering, could you destroy this fort?

sure,why not?

good, all i asked.

hangs up
Win

Here, there is no god.

Daily Activation
Radioactive material: 1.2 units of HP removed.
Upgradable Healing Machine no longer disabled.
Virus: 1.7 units of HP removed.
HP regeneration spell: 1 unit of HP added.

Asteroid 1950 DA nears…

Fort
HP: 52 50.8 49.1 50.1 units
Shields: 0 units

Asteroid 1950 DA approaching: should make impact in 3.8 3.7 2.7 more days! Slightly off course.

(De)Buffs:
Radioactive material: Removes 1 1.2 units of HP every day.
Upgradable Healing Machine: Disabled for 1 day. Add 2 units of HP and 1 unit of shields up to a maximum of 10 units every day. Has 4 units of HP and 1 unit of shields for itself.
Virus: Removes 1.5 1.7 units of shields or HP, in that order of preference, every day.
HP regeneration spell: Adds 1 unit of HP every day.

Wood panels: Provide protection.
Coverage: Divert up to 3 units of damage from HP to shields from each attack.
Regenerative shields: Reduce the damage of all attacks to the fort by 0.25 0.1 units each.

Instability: With every action, there’s a 25% chance that the ground under the fort crumbles, shaking the fort and making it lose 2 units of HP. Ignores shields.

Turret: Construction has just begun.
Turrets (Portal): Are defective, working much worse. Will shoot approaching things.

Shield undead-proofing: Turns all undead that pass the shield to resurrect and help defend.
Mini-volcano: Will erupt at unpredictable times.

 
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I push the asteroid on-course again with rockets.

 
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i do this

 
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I do this

 
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Upgrade regen shields.

 
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I attache 25,000 mini rockets that all go 1 minute, which causes it to go light speed (500m MPH)

 
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Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Upgrade regen shields.

i shatter them by using a ion cannon, which also pierces them, shattering the shield, and doing half damage to the castl.e

 
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Originally posted by nowaitforme102:

I attache 25,000 mini rockets that all go 1 minute, which causes it to go light speed (500m MPH)

Light speed is WAYYYYYYYYY faster than that. _

Upgrade fort walls.

 
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Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Originally posted by nowaitforme102:

I attache 25,000 mini rockets that all go 1 minute, which causes it to go light speed (500m MPH)

Light speed is WAYYYYYYYYY faster than that. _

Upgrade fort walls.

i make a virus like toxen, that will eat through the fort walls, destroying them entirely.

 
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Originally posted by hamuka:

I push the asteroid on-course again with rockets.

Done.

Originally posted by bjjdude:

i do this

This kind of action will not be accepted.

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Upgrade regen shields.

They have been improved.
Also, Instability activates. 2 units of HP removed.

Originally posted by nowaitforme102:

I attache 25,000 mini rockets that all go 1 minute, which causes it to go light speed (500m MPH)

What do you attach the rockets to?

Originally posted by bjjdude:
Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Upgrade regen shields.

i shatter them by using a ion cannon, which also pierces them, shattering the shield, and doing half damage to the castl.e

Regenerative shields disabled for 1 day. 2 units of HP removed.

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Originally posted by nowaitforme102:

I attache 25,000 mini rockets that all go 1 minute, which causes it to go light speed (500m MPH)

Light speed is WAYYYYYYYYY faster than that. _

Upgrade fort walls.

3 units of HP added. (What’s that line doing there in your post?)

Daily Activation
Radioactive material: 1.2 units of HP removed.
Upgradable Healing Machine: 2 units of HP and 1 unit of shields added.
Virus: 1 unit of shields and 0.7 units of HP removed.
HP regeneration spell: 1 unit of HP added.
Turret construction finished.

Asteroid 1950 DA comes closer still…

Fort
HP: 50.1 48.1 46.1 49.1 47.9 49.9 49.2 50.2 units
Shields: 0 1 0 unitss

Asteroid 1950 DA approaching: should make impact in 2.7 1.7 more days! Slightly off course.

(De)Buffs:
Radioactive material: Removes 1.2 units of HP every day.
Upgradable Healing Machine: Add 2 units of HP and 1 unit of shields up to a maximum of 10 units every day. Has 4 units of HP and 1 unit of shields for itself.
Virus: Removes 1.7 units of shields or HP, in that order of preference, every day.
HP regeneration spell: Adds 1 unit of HP every day.

Coverage: Divert up to 3 units of damage from HP to shields from each attack.
Regenerative shields: Reduce the damage of all attacks to the fort by 0.1 0.2 units each.

Instability: With every action, there’s a 25% chance that the ground under the fort crumbles, shaking the fort and making it lose 2 units of HP. Ignores shields.

Turret: Construction has just begun. Will shoot approaching things. Construction of another has just begun.
Turrets (Portal): Are defective, working much worse. Will shoot approaching things.

Shield undead-proofing: Turns all undead that pass the shield to resurrect and help defend.
Mini-volcano: Will erupt at unpredictable times.

 
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I steal hamuka’s Death Star and use it’s ray to destroy Asteroid 1950 DA.

 
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Why would my action not be accepted?
And i shoot down AFKLOLs death star before he gets the chance to do so.
i then catapult bombs inside the fort, killng people inside.

 
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I begin a day-long ritual to call a lightning bolt to strike and destroy the asteroid.

 
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Oh f*ck it, I just shoot out Ceres and make it go light-speed towards the fort making use of the gravitational pull of Jupiter. I also cover it in a shield worth 10 HP, although every attack against a dwarf planet is quite negligable.

/win