destroy the fort! page 48

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I use a transmitter I implanted on GotterakaThing to find the fort. Transmitter is immune to everything but any move GotterakaThing does.

 
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I resummon the astral archdevil to destroy the black hole. (I specified on its title because devils used to the astral planes would be able to withstand any astronautical conditions, and you can probably guess what a black hole is.)

 
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I deploy a rubber dingy with a machine gun and drive it over to the fort, shooting any enemies along the way.

 
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Originally posted by Nerdsoft:
Originally posted by TailsChao99:

Mammoths are still on Earth, busily devouring everything that’s still there.

I never said the mammoths were on earth… or did I?

DANGIT! Whatever, three were eaten by the supermassive black hole.

I never said they were in space either. But then again, I never said it was on the fort.

 
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Originally posted by TailsChao99:
Originally posted by Nerdsoft:
Originally posted by TailsChao99:

Mammoths are still on Earth, busily devouring everything that’s still there.

I never said the mammoths were on earth… or did I?

DANGIT! Whatever, three were eaten by the supermassive black hole.

I never said they were in space either. But then again, I never said it was on the fort.

Won’t matter where the black hole is after my girugameshu kills it.

 
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Originally posted by Kipdon:
Originally posted by TailsChao99:
Originally posted by Nerdsoft:
Originally posted by TailsChao99:

Mammoths are still on Earth, busily devouring everything that’s still there.

I never said the mammoths were on earth… or did I?

DANGIT! Whatever, three were eaten by the supermassive black hole.

I never said they were in space either. But then again, I never said it was on the fort.

Won’t matter where the black hole is after my girugameshu kills it.

Nah, the mammoth is like, a fucker that kills all. Trust me your giru wont survive five seconds near him.

 
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I tear off the transmitter and implant it on blakzer. I then rebuild my robot horde and have them defend the fort.

 
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I send a mime in a space suit at the general location of the fort

 
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Originally posted by TailsChao99:
Originally posted by Kipdon:
Originally posted by TailsChao99:
Originally posted by Nerdsoft:
Originally posted by TailsChao99:

Mammoths are still on Earth, busily devouring everything that’s still there.

I never said the mammoths were on earth… or did I?

DANGIT! Whatever, three were eaten by the supermassive black hole.

I never said they were in space either. But then again, I never said it was on the fort.

Won’t matter where the black hole is after my girugameshu kills it.

Nah, the mammoth is like, a fucker that kills all. Trust me your giru wont survive five seconds near him.

Don’t both our actions seek to destroy the fort?

 
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Shoots the fort with a Nuke Firing Bazooka

 
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Sorry if it’s been done, but

Care Bear STARE!!!

That is all.

EDIT: I am defending the fort.

 
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I summon a big lorry which falls into the fort.

 
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Isn’t falling based on gravity?

 
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Originally posted by LunarLady:

Isn’t falling based on gravity?

Yes, but we’re on a planet. It’s a water planet, so keep in mind that many attacks will fail where they would have succeeded and many will win where they would’ve failed.

 
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Originally posted by ivan08:

i cast regen (buff) on fort, and then i bulid a device that boosts all mechanical helpful things to fort by 100 and non helpful -100

by 100 i ment dmg

 
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i use awsome-tech camoflauge to hide the fort, then i make cannons on the fort that shoot smoke grenades to reduce accuaracy.

 
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I summon the Forumio mods to attack the fort, for they have learned illegal activities have been done in the “destroy the fort!” thread.

Note: There was no activity that didn’t follow the ToS in the game (aside from individual cases), and thus this topic should not be modded.

 
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I use a reverse industrial-grade fog machine to suck up fog

 
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I hire some maids to suck up the fog with their vacuum cleaners.

 
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I curse the fort,making every damage that the fort allies are trying to deal will also damage the fort.

 
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BUMP
I crash another dropship into the fort. This time letting loose a horde of gremlins into the structure.

 
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Originally posted by Kipdon:

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I crash another dropship into the fort. This time letting loose a horde of gremlins into the structure.

The Necromancer hath spoken!

 
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Necromancer has such a negative connotation with it. I prefer to be a cleric, if any title be given, both because they can raise dead just as well, and if my bumping of this thread was a bad idea, it can be called a “clerical” error.

 
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Originally posted by Kipdon:

Necromancer has such a negative connotation with it. I prefer to be a cleric, if any title be given, both because they can raise dead just as well, and if my bumping of this thread was a bad idea, it can be called a “clerical” error.

I want to be a necromancer! I send some undead ninjas to blow away the fog with the wind they make when they’re moving fast.

 
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Drillfish attack! 175 of DEM!
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Drillfish: A fricken fish with sharp teeth, able to walk on land and swim in water. They destroy rocks, other fish, and other things with their drills. They all attack with teeth and drills.