Collab story writing

Basically, I’ll start off with a sentence and then you continue on and make a story out of it. It can be crack or serious, but don’t just randomly make up stuff.
And no cussing! As much as I love to cuss in my head, please keep it to a minimum, unless you really need it for what you’re writing.

SO, before we start writing a story, what will it be on? It has be a popular show/anime/manga that everyone will recognize.

That popular show/anime/manga everyone will recognize was walking through the forest one day.

Just start. Imagination will flow.

“Who said that!?”, cried the popular anime.

“It was I! Sexually ambiguous person!” He stepped forward out of the shadows.

“Have you seen me?” asked the popular show/anime/manga that everyone recognizes. “I’m on Cartoon Network on Thursday nights!”

“NOW YOU SHALL DIE, FOOLISH MORTAL!” screams the sexually ambiguious person, who lunges forward.

BUT THEN A SAMURAI APPEARS AND BLOCKS HIS ATTACK.

With a flourish, the samurai rips off his mask. “I yam wot I yam and that’s all dat I yam, I’m Popeye da Sailor Man!”

Wearing naught but a red bandana around his head, a brawny man with dark hair emerges from a nearby cave. “Brutus is my name, and I have finally tracked you down Popeye. My eternal quest is almost over; for all that remains is for me to kill you and smear your guts across my rock solid pecs. At last Olive Oyl will be avenged.”

(You broke the one-sentence rule! Wait… so did I.)

“Brutus,” says Popeye, “prepare to be gibbed!” In the blink of an eye, Popeye produces his spinach-powered rail gun.

Unfourtunalty, as Popeye pulls the trigger, he remembers he left his spinach at home so his gun is useless!

Prepare to die, Brutus. I will make your rump a shrine of fertility after I’ve cut your throat!

A wild schoolgirl appears wearing a top a little too tight for her bust, and a skirt so sort almost no imagination is left to the eye; she giggles and proceeds to throw a octopus into the mix.

“Doesn’t this belong in the forum games forum?” Darkscanner asked skeptically.

“Squeeze my breasts, Onii-chan~” says the Schoolgirl.

Popeye’s head was suddenly removed with a camel toe attack.

Smoke starts poofing up and in walks a guy, his silhouette is all you can see.

It’s Flint Westwood, legendary western cartoon hero… he must be here to clean up this town!

A tumbleweed blows by while silence envelops. After a few short seconds all you could hear was the clank clank clak of spurs.

(What the hell this is so random)
Bouncy balls rain from the sky.

not to mention the bouncy balls were made of heavy metal.

They go clang as a man underneath an iron umbrella steps into the open.

“Fuck this,” says Cthulhu, and drops a sun on them.

The sun is repelled with science and magic combined. aka sci-magic