What...? {Forum game} (locked)

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Welcome!

This is a game about useless questions that other people ask. You can reply with an answer, than ask your own question. The answers do not have to make sense, and neither do the questions.

Example:
What if wood was the same properties as chocolate?
~ We would have Woodchip cookies.
~ What if humans were to colonize the moon?
We would have to adapt when playing baseball.
What does the good in goodbye mean?
~ Good Riddance
~ Ect.

This is not a scientific topic thread, and nor is it a philosophical topic thread.
It is just a thread for fun.
You can touch on religious and scientific topics though, but do not go in depth. Just make your best/craziest/wackiest reply and move on.

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I will start first.

What if ants were giant?

 
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Nice game idea!

We would ride them instead of horses.

What if Yoshis were the main villains of Mario?

 
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Yay! =D

Mario would no longer be allowed to betray him for that extra boost.

What if turtles attacked lions?

 
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Illegal animal fights would be more exciting.

What if it was suddenly revealed that all the influential FGFers(Adeeb, Blood_Shadow, BCLEGENDS etc.) were actually alts of helltank?

 
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It will also be revealed that the newer, less influential are actually real players.

What if pies were square shaped?

 
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We’d eat them.

When if all mafias had the post restriction “You may not post at all in the entire mafia except for voting?”

 
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The real mafias would be in a frenzy.

What if dwarfs were giants?

 
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All giants would be dwarfs.

What if this game was a lie?

 
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We would all have cake.

What if everyone played Cribbage?

 
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Old Maid would be long abandoned.

What if we all had gold teeth?

 
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We’d all be rich.

What if I died?

 
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People will think you went AFK for a long time.

What if Voodoo was the one true religion?

 
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Isn’t it already?

What if I went AFK for a long times?

 
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All the other influential FGFers will also be AFK.

What happens if battles lasted for only several minutes?

 
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Then there will be a 80% reduction in casualties.
What would happen if everyone farted at the same time?

 
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The Earth would move faster, making seasons shorter.

What is God sent his wrong son to take Jesus’s place?

 
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Then the world would end as we know it.
What if Mitt Romney had won the election instead of Obama?

 
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We would have RomneyCare.

What if Bowser could not be stopped by Mario?

 
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Then Princess Peach would have to marry Bowser.
What if Luigi and Mario were a gay couple?

 
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Childhood dreams would be ruined. (Those carpenters and their manly attitudes…)

What if goombas were the final boss of Metriod?

 
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We would be able to finish the level in a few seconds.
What if all puppies turned into kittens?

 
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Then the kittens would turn into cats. The dogs will rain from the sky.

What if Olimar was eaten by a cat when he first exited his spacecraft?

 
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Then Olimar’s family and friends would come to get revenge.
What would happen if I posted 100x faster?

 
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Your posts would be gibberish.

What if Pikachu evolved into a Mewtwo?

(…You can esily be ninja’d in this game, but it is actually simple to change the first part of your post.)

 
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Then everyone would be catching Pikachus.
What would happen if RokRokRok and FelineForumer were to get engaged? :O