[5%] The Grand Pun <Rikishi Ring> (>>|<<) page 9

I would also like a topic change for my duel, if that is possible.

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For FelineForupun VS MyPunIsNothing, I’m voting for 2. I seemed to find more puns from MPIN’s side.

For TwistedPunz VS DragonPuncherZ, I’m voting for 2. Dragon had a better start and seemed to also have a better ending.

For puzzlepun VS Punsaris, I’m voting for 2. This was probably the hardest of my decisions so far (to this point), but I did find Punsaris’s puns a little better.

For punnito VS AdeebPunees, I’m voting for 2. Both had plenty of puns, but Adeeb did it a tiny bit better.

For hellpun VS punjs956, I’m voting for 2. Apparently hell broke loose the rules.

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

I hadn’t told you mortals my master plans yet, but since it seems to be bothering you guys:
I was already planning on reducing the Punee won by rule-breaking players by 50% — and I round down.

So for this round, worth (+3 Punee):
3/2 = 1.5
Rounded Down = 1
Sorry to any offended players, but rules are rules, and these are the penalties. You still get to move on, and you can still play freely.

I do this so that they aren’t discouraged from playing (they still get something); it’s kinda like a little slap on the hand.

Could you specify what rules you are referring to, Your Awesomeness?

Team one can win, but only Baikal-ling all of the shots.

(I don’t know enough russian pronunciation, but I assume that sounds like By-call)

Originally posted by burrito:

Team one can win, but only Baikal-ling all of the shots.

(I don’t know enough russian pronunciation, but I assume that sounds like By-call)

Done by Minn on his last post.

Bluji vs helltank
New Theme: Predators

Gotta go to school, will update after

Predators as in what kind of predators? A sports team? The kind against Aliens? Hunters?

When in doubt, assume it’s all of them.

Originally posted by Minnakht:

When in doubt, assume it’s all of them.

This.
I’d go with something like predatory animals.

Originally posted by AdeebNafees:

Originally posted by burrito:

Team one can win, but only Baikal-ling all of the shots.

(I don’t know enough russian pronunciation, but I assume that sounds like By-call)

Done by Minn on his last post.

Shucks, I didn’t realize what he was onto was the same thing.
It’s okay though, I can pump out puns Altai and all night.

Da faq? Did no one on my team make a pun since mine from yesterday?

Sumo Smash: Oh? European your pants right now? Your luck won’t matter when we overtake you guys with raw force.

I am sorry, but I have to resign with a 0-1 loss… I do not have much time to do this.

<< Results >>

Congratulatory boobs.

1) hamuka (9) T6salt (1)
Hamuka am smashT him.

2) Minnakht (7) RokRokRok (5)
Twas close, but Minnakht won by a roking 2 Votes.

3) funiax (6) devourer359 (5)
Extremely close, and that makes it all the more fun.

4) CowFriend (10) GotterakaThing (0)
Poor Thing.

5) MysteryMason (10) GottaAskTheMan (0)
Both Thing and Man gott beat.

6) MyNameIsNothing (6) FelineForumer (0)
Got nothing to say.

7) DragonArcherZ (8) TwistedCakez (1)
Z? Big Z beats little z.

8) Pulsaris (8) puzzledan (0)
An ari win.

9) AdeebNafees (4) burrito (2)
Burr, I’m not wearing a shirt.

10) helltank (4) and thijs956 (4)
Tank you for messing my plans up and tying, but don’t worry! Surprises are a-coming!

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Challenge: Sumo Smash >>|<<
Instructions

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(156 Damage) Team 1 (+ 0)
T6salt
GotterakaThing (s)
devourer359 (s)
Bluji
burrito (s)
RokRokRok
FelineForumer
AdeebNafees (s)
MyNameIsNothing
helltank

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(148 Damage) Team 2 (+ 500)
DragonArcherZ (s)
TwistedCakez
puzzledan
CowFriend (s)
Minnakht (s)
GottaAskTheMan
Mysterymason
thijs956
funiax (s)
Pulsaris
hamuka (s)

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>>|<< THEME: Christianity

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Used: Godly, Cross, Grace, Last Supper, Mass, Bishop, Halo, Noah, Israel, Devil

Can you explain Dharma so I know what I’m making puns about?

RokRokRok: I am sorry, but I have to resign with a 0-1 loss… I do not have much time to do this.

Thank you for playing.
You’re welcome back any time (=

funiax: Can you explain Dharma so I know what I’m making puns about?

It means Law.
It’s a big part of Indian philosophy/religion.
That’s as much as I can say; you’ll have to do your own research to find nice puns (;

Come on, come on. I got a pro pun to post.

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

RokRokRok: I am sorry, but I have to resign with a 0-1 loss… I do not have much time to do this.

Thank you for playing.
You’re welcome back any time (=

Thank you.

Uh. This is a lawfully hard topic to make puns about?

Dharma is the new category?
Team 1 has got this. Our puns are all shiny as varna sh.

What are the (s)’s by some of our names?

Wow, I don’t know stuff about half these topics…time for google I think.

Originally posted by TwistedCakez:

Well… I’m done.

GG, Dragon

GG, Twisted.

Someone vote for me. I just need one vote to tip the balance…

Bluji, it’s your turn, by the way.

Yeah, I know, I just wanted to know what exactly did the theme mean.

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helltank, you’ll have to bear the fact your puns are way worse than mine — the owly thing you can do about it is lion the floor and prey I won’t slay you.

The dhole point of this all was to make you feel bad (and I mean to make you feel bad on that electronic device you’re using just now) so you will make worse puns than me.

Team 2, careful, because I’ve got one of your puns Rig Veda bomb!

[This may feel sacrilegious to Hindus >.< ]

Sumo Smash: You might think you have a chance with your incredible luck. But Indian, we will crush you.

Don’t really think my team’s gonna win just from looking at the roster in the beginning. Over half of the team aren’t even what I would consider active. :(

[This may feel sacrilegious to Hindus >.< ]

[Sorry, I’ll try to be equally offensive]

New theme:
>>|<< THEME: Christianity

Team 1 hit Team 2 with 89 DAMAGE
WHAT A SUMO SMASH.