The Chocolate Donut page 2

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The countertop was actually a 5-dimensional bubble I own. Therefore, I have the donut.

 
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Originally posted by Plusibo:

i am the donut and free myself of ajx300009 and place myself back on the countertop

Un-necessary. Plusibo, you have the donut in your hands now. See rule 4.

 
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I pop your bubble and while you are crying like a baby from the soap in your eyes I take it back to the future (this is a ripoff of steal the cookie)

 
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Originally posted by efar:

I pop your bubble and while you are crying like a baby from the soap in your eyes I take it back to the future (this is a ripoff of steal the cookie)

I use the time force to draw the donut in my hands. While you are lost and scattered across an alternate dimensional universe, I quickly get my napkin and gobble the donut up. Since I broke the rule and if you have been listening in class, maybe you know what to do now…

 
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I use my UBERHAX TIME REWIND POWERS to the point where efar popped the 5-dimensional bubble. What efar thought was crying was actually a ruse to keep him distracted while I locked the donut in the past, teleporting efar to some wild west town instead. I convince him I am a physical god, take the cookie from him, and kill him.

I give the cookie to a chocolate man.

 
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Originally posted by blakzer:

I use my UBERHAX TIME REWIND POWERS to the point where efar popped the 5-dimensional bubble. What efar thought was crying was actually a ruse to keep him distracted while I locked the donut in the past, teleporting efar to some wild west town instead. I convince him I am a physical god, take the cookie from him, and kill him.

I give the cookie to a chocolate man.

YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THIS GAME. AND IT’S A DONUT. SINCE YOU GOT A COOKIE, IM JUST GONNA IGNORE.

SINCE I STILL HAVE IT, I GOBBLE IT UP AGAIN. HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN LISTENING IN CLASS

 
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Since DmageGore gobbled up the donut, I assume it spontaneously regenerate at the donut shop once more?

While the shop keeper rings up another customer, I quickly replace the chocolate donut on display with a counterfeit plastic one, leaving the store with the genuine donut in my coat pocket and the shop keeper blissfully ignorant of the theft.

Edit: Sorry, forgot it was on the counter top. (>.<)

 
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Since the donut is on the countertop, not in the store, I take the donut from the countertop, and then give it to FlyingCat. FlyingCat has the donut

 
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FlyingCat meet FlyingGiantScorpionDog for some reason he is given the doughnut

 
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Originally posted by efar:

FlyingCat meet FlyingGiantScorpionDog for some reason he is given the doughnut

Okay… Since I used my hobo device on FlyingGiantScorpionDog, he is begging for money. I hand him a nickel and I get the dount.

 
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I disguise as a muffin and get eaten by Dmage. Once he poops me out, I swim in the toilet, go down the sewers, find a secret entrance a miner I negotiated with made to the place where the donut is. I get donut with long arms. (The following needs approval) I eat the donut after this miner drills holes down to the core in every countertop in the world, locking the donut in an infinite loop. I then send inconspicuous walking muffins to grab the donut wherever it appears. I or my long-armed muffin minions therefore forever grab and eat the muffin. (You can step on any muffin but me.)

 
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Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

I disguise as a muffin and get eaten by Dmage. Once he poops me out, I swim in the toilet, go down the sewers, find a secret entrance a miner I negotiated with made to the place where the donut is. I get donut with long arms. (The following needs approval) I eat the donut after this miner drills holes down to the core in every countertop in the world, locking the donut in an infinite loop. I then send inconspicuous walking muffins to grab the donut wherever it appears. I or my long-armed muffin minions therefore forever grab and eat the muffin. (You can step on any muffin but me.)

Approved. Next poster, do your stuff.