A Very Long Conversation

This game is pretty self explanatory. First poster (me!) will say a statement, then the next poster will reply to the poster above and state a thought regarding the topic. Basically, it’s a long conversation. If a person posts an off topic statement, ignore him/her and reply to the person above him/her. So I guess I’ll start.

I eat grenades for breakfast. For lunch, I eat more grenades. For dinner, I eat a nuclear warhead, and for a midnight snack, I split atoms in my mouth.

Nice! I eat food for breakfast, lunch and dinner! For midnight snacks I like to eat DmageGores.

I like midnight snacks, I eat midnight snacks when I watch TV.

I eat midnight snacks while watching ZombiestookmyTV watch TV.

New Topic- Talk about your current upbringing by wolves

At first my wolf parents tried to eat me now I am one of the family. During the winter we feast on jerky and sit by the fire I made. In summer we eat raw meat from the traps I set and mommy and daddy’s catches.

Great. My upbringing was different. Well eventually I realised they were fattening me up to eat to me. I realised this when I started weighing 600lbs. So I sat on them and ate them.

Wow, those were probably Indian Pie Wolves they eat anything that is partially the color of pie. How did you get in India?

Well I was kidnaped by the W.O.L.F. command squad and of corse those were the people who were trying to eat me.

You mean cannibals?! :0

Yes that is me they call me the cannibalistic behemoth. You look very tastety today I think.

I have dandruff.

Dandruff? or Spices. I think I may have to slow roast you. SEAL IN THE FLAVOUR!

I don’t wipe my butt after pooping.

Yummy Yummy Sauce.

I will now teleport to the USA where cannibalism is illegal

(I follow and eat him without mercy.)

We can continue our conversation from here.

OK????

I cast bomb while In your stomach making you explode and climb out of the mess and take a shower

(I resurrect myself and eat him again)

Convo time.

If you throw me up and never eat me again I will give you lots of chocolates

I would rather eat you.

well too bad because you can only eat me once so you instantly died when you ate me again and I climbed out of your mouth and took another shower

(I revive myself and eat him agian.)

NOOOO! YOU MAY NOT ESCAPE!

this cycle continues until I hire Chuck Norris to protect me from you

Ha! you can’t beat me so you’re just running away