A Very Long Conversation page 2

What are you running from mate?

He is running from Chuck Norris who doesn’t like cannibals

Cannibals? I actually saw one cannibal. You know? SAW! Grrrr… How beautiful the human puree is!

Human Puree, Reminds me of the time I ate chuck norris and transformed into the overlord and sprayed everything with puree.

OK new subject- rocks

I really like the pointy rocks

I like to poke at rocks. This was a bad topic.

NEW TOPIC – Your current level of thirst.

I am very thirsty. I could drink anything right now, even blood… hmm, blood…

I got a bottle of piss here.
…
I was locked in my office for 14 hours so sue me.

I am already bloodthirsty. I love blood. Drinking it is my favorite pastime. I usually pour blood from a Rum Bottle into my jelly glass, then I sip till I get my thirst quenched. I also like to eat zombie carcass. It tastes like pie.

Zombie carcass? that’s my favorite dinner! I chew on the skin, and then I swallow the small bones, the best part is the bones! Oh, and the blood. I always put blood into the skull and drink it, hmm…

drinking out of a skull… are you a viking?
or at least have no taste?

Viking blood is the best

I have a special compound on the moon where I breed vikings

how do I keep killing this thread?

DamageGore must save this thread

NEW TOPIC!

how much you like ice cream

Chocolate?Good.Vanilla?Awesome!Strawberry?Meh

Strawberry is the BEST!!
EDIT: of the normal flavors

Strawberry? Bitch please, Pistachio all the way.

Pistachio? Really? Chocolate is the way to go. Fudge-chocolate with little chocolate chips and a chocolatey drizzle over the top. Yum…

wheres the chocolate? im hungry
New Topic your current level of hunger
10/10

Hey guys! Oh, I made you a chocolate cake.

Can someone please let this thread die peacefully?