Assassination Attempt page 2

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your ship had a hole in it ( by yours truly) so you died

I hire Chuck Norris to protect me

 
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Originally posted by efar:

your ship had a hole in it ( by yours truly) so you died

I hire Chuck Norris to protect me

I call Rambo to distract Chuck Norris while I kill you in all the commotion.

I hide inside the twilight zone.

 
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Originally posted by efar:

(This man does not deserve to be on the forums…)

(Supposed to be a quote)

Hey I’m only 12

Reported for obvious reasons.

 
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What’s the twilight zone

 
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Continuing from ZombiestookmyTV

You randomly die in the 9999999 times (WHY DO I KEEP INCREASING THE PRICE OF THOSE PANTS?!!!)

I hide in my invisible pants

 
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Originally posted by efar:

Continuing from ZombiestookmyTV

You randomly die in the 9999999 times (WHY DO I KEEP INCREASING THE PRICE OF THOSE PANTS?!!!)

I hide in my invisible pants

Unfortunately, you are only wearing invisible pants, so your upper body is clearly visible to the mercenaries I hire to kill you.
I time travel back to the holocaust disguised as Hitler.

 
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I also time travel back in time as Eva Braun and stab you with a pencil coated in ebola, of course I’m wearing a super awesome protective suit that looks like Eva Braun

I turn in to an angler fish and dive in to the ocean

 
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I hire expert deep sea killers to hunt you down.

I turn into a superior Battlemage.

 
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I am an elite battlemage so I win our duel

I hide in my invisible Santa suit complete with socks/shoes and extremely large hat that I can see out of

 
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I turn on my invisibility vision and kill you.
I hide in a fort in the game destroy the fort.

 
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you hide there just as you start killing good people inside the fort you should have done something else

I turn into Bullwinkle whose luck is so dumb and head so hard he is invincible

 
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Bullwinkle dies of old age

I turn into Chuck Norris

 
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his epicness overwhelms you and your body explodes

I hide in my invisibility cloak

 
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I take off your cloak and stab you.

I turn into a pro pirate.

 
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As a member of the england military I set out on a voyage and engage your ship in battle, sinking it.

I turn in to a flying squirrel and travel to the moon.

 
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I am Mr. Big so I sick a moon mouse on you

I am Mr. Big leader of all Moon Men

 
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Rocky and Bullwinkle dethrone you and you get eaten by a Mechanical Moon Mouse

I turn into santa

 
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I incite a communist revolution among the disgruntled elves who then execute you.

I now protect myself with the Elf’s Army and a secret Elf Police, the EKGB.

 
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I send a team of RED mercenaries that wipe out your army.

I set myself on fire to die before someone can kill me.

 
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I do nothing and you die which is the point so I win

I arm myself with pies

 
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I bring a baseball glove and grab all the pies you throw at me and eat them, gaining health, then I jump at your face and make a FAAAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!

 
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Whilst you were busy falcon punching, i came up behind you and shot you. :D

I place a bunch of sentry guns surrounding me whilst i hide in my house, placing claymores in every doorway.

 
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I radio detonate a claymore as you pass it killing you

I vanish in a puff of smoke

 
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Actually you just TURNED into smoke, You still died because you don’t meet the five characteristics of life in my biology class. HAHA!

I become Friends with Obama, and he protects me with the secret service. So if someone THINKS about killing me the secret service will be after them and kill them.

 
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The Obama you befriended was actually a zombie in a costume, and he killed you so I didn’t need to do anything. Oh and his secret service got their carcasses eaten.

I vaporize and appear dead to everyone, but actually I am inside a imaginary dimension of my own on the planet Dmage. On Earth I’m just a speck of gas, that’s my badly designed decoy anyway.