Assassination Attempt page 4

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Unfortunately you didn’t see that I was in the plane. You are shot in the head.

I get an esthetic surgery, and then I hide. Even if you see me, you can’t recognize me.

 
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I blow up the Earth – Problem solved.

I swear to Chuck Norris.

 
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(ignoring double post)
you are randomly mugged and killed because I started a new mafia

I am Godfather

 
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You are stuck in the cyber World of Godfather. I destroy everything which involves Godfather.

I’m hiding in a random place in the universe, which enough resources and protection to die in natural ways.

 
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Ur planet was eaten by black hole.
I’m immune to death and pain.

 
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I shred you to microscopic pieces and scatter the pieces around in the Earth. You are still alive but you can’t reunite your pieces and no piece is operational itself so you can’t perform actions so you are as good as dead.

I make myself a fact of the universe.

 
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I make your death a fact of the universe.
I envelop myself in an area that’s not part of the universe.

 
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You can’t be outside the universe. It’s impossible. So you technically are still in the universe. A space ship rams into you and kills you.
I hide myself in an underground vault and launch nukes everywhere.

 
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The air finishes and you suffocate, since you can’t go out because it is highly radiated outside. I just say I stabbed, so everyone thinks I’m the assassin.

I warp in a turn-based game, and I activate a shield which makes me invulnerable for 1 turn. I don’t do anything, so the turn never ends.

 
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I use the most dangerous ion cannon and nuke to blast your shield up.

I climb up to the peak of Mt.Everest with the warmest coat

 
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I also climb to the peak and shoot you.

I hide in underground, somewhere nobody knows. There are plants there, so I can breath. I have enough resources to die in natural ways.

 
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I wait and wait and you die from old age
You cant kill me, I live in Asgard, only the Norse who died in battle may depart there

 
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You’re not Norse and you didn’t die in battle. So you’re killed.
I transfer my mind into the Excession and travel out of the universe.

 
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Ban hammer… loaded.
I’m a flipping porcupine :3

 
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I transfer my mind into the Excession, this time killing you with Gridfire before departing again.
I leave the universe again, this time taking Greg with me to dispel the bans.

 
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You die of old age.
I become invincible and activate the HALO rings.

 
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Since it kills sentient beings, you are terminated. Regardless of your invincibility.
I am a robot. Beep beep boop. Maggots.

 
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Pours a bucket of water on you.
20 ninjas surround me killing any one in my way

 
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Originally posted by Log43:

You die of old age.
I become invincible and activate the HALO rings.

It’s really not that hard to check Wikipedia, you know.
Anyway, I stab you from behind. Since I’m not in your way, the ninjas don’t touch me.
I go group-Mind, then Sublime. I have provided you with a link so you know what you’re up against. Use it.

 
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I go sublime and kill you

I un-sublime and learn the skills of the people of the Second Foundation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Foundation