[Game] Deify page 2

Leviathan
Bursting into a fit of laughter, I stop abruptly to breathe and say, “Asmel, I still can’t tell if you’re joking or you really are the dumbest one here!”

Asmel

“THANK YOU!” I yell back to Xenophonite. I turn to Leviathan while continuing to speak into the megaphone, “I CANNOT TELL MYSELF, FRANKLY.” Tossing the megaphone up, it disappears. I lean back in the chair and close my eyes. “Wake me when it begins, please and thank you.”

Xinuriel

I walk into a portal then enter the meeting of deities. I look around to see who came, then sit in an empty chair, without saying a word.

Azorel
Azorel, sensing the meeting is about to start takes a seat next to Xenophonite. Azorel is eager for it to start.

Xinuriel

“Everyone is here?” I ask around, as I see some empty chairs. “Shall we start, fellow deities?”

Asmel

Sleepily, I yawn. “I am good to start at anytime or to wait,” I reply to Xinuriel.

Xinuriel

“You seem lazy as always, Asmel. Well, then we should start right now” I say. Then I serve myself a cup of water

Asmel

“It seems you are also yourself, as always. But I am not lazy, I am selectively active.”

Azorel
“That’s a nice way to put it Asmel.” Azorel laughs.

Asmel

I smile, “It is not just the way I put it, it is the way I live. But ah-thank-you none the less.” I sit up and summon a paper into my hands. I read while waiting for the meeting to begin. “Death-toll: Asmelians – 20 / Nature Golems – 0” I read to myself. After reading the short article I mumble to myself, “Those fools… I would grant them luck, but they chose this fight as their own… I am at least surprised they lasted this long with only 20 deaths.”

Xinuriel

“Any problem, Asmel? You seem disturbed. If you want, I can help you”

Asmel

“It is my stupid followers again. This time they picked a war with those nature golems in order to try to reincarnate Asmel. I will let them suffer the consequences for their actions…” I said spitefully. “If you could go down and rough up a few also, that would not be bad.”

Xinuriel

“If you really want me to, I can call a falling star to cause an severe damage to your followers. Sure you want to?”

Leviathan
I sit, waiting impatiently for the meeting to start as I sort out my lists of transformations, until I hear Asmel talking about his disciples fighting the nature golems. “Yo, Asmel,” I say in a disjointed serpentine form, “Any chance those golems would wanna hear about religion? Who knows, you might have a chance to get followers that are, like… twenty percent cooler.”

Asmel

“Nah, the nature golems are trouble to take care of if they are banging on your door demanding answers as to why several of them died suddenly in an attack. Thanks for the support, though.”

Xinuriel

“No problem, Asmel” I drink the water I had served myself then say “What are we waiting to start?”

Asmel

I speak to Xinuriel first, replying “We are speaking about a metal godess or something like that.”

I turn to Leviathan, “You know my power stems from steady income, and the golems do not like to trade outside their own kinds.”

Leviathan
I nod at the merchant god as if understanding. Despite this, ignoring Asmel’s declination to my offer, I decide upon going to the nature golems myself once this meeting is over, with that in mind, I say, “I think we should start this meeting soon, with or without that machine girl, after all, I got stuff to do, important stuff.” I look at the ceiling through a topaz as I continue shifting through forms. “I really have to figure out how to do that cloney thing soon,” I think, “These lousy meetings really eat up my time.”

Xinuriel

“Metal godess? Tell me more about it, please”

Asmel

I lean back yet again. “I know nothing about it Xinuriel, I just heard Leviathan and Azorel talking about it just a bit ago.”

Xinuriel

“Hmm…” I serve myself more water and drink some. “Now that I remember, I’ve heard about her some time ago…” I drink more water

Leviathan
“She’s like some kind of robot thing. I hope she likes jewelry, I could always use more gems.” I say before shuffling through more forms.

Azorel
“I’ve never met her, nor have I really seen her except for a small glimpse the last time we had a meeting. And you know how long ago that was.” Azorel conjures up some simple food and starts eating.

Xenophonite

“Robot thing, eh? Well, this’ll be interesting.”

I take a seat on a chair and start fashioning different colors of lightning bolts.

Xinuriel

“Well, if she comes in, let’s hope Asmel and Levia don’t scare her away” I say, before drinking more water

[EDIT: I ate the ’’Don’t’’ xP]