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Spawn, Spawn, Spawn!!! Spawn anything you can to Survive -Someone

I spawn A…

The goal of this game is to spawn something that could defeat the above thing, then write how it defeats it. Just No Chuck norris!

Examples:
I Spawn a dragon.

I Spawn a Knight, It chops off your head.

I Spawn a Hooker, It gives you aids.

I spawn a condom, It gives you protection.

etc etc…

Let me start,
I spawn Ash Ketchum.

I spawn Gary Oak. He defeats your Ash.

I spawn Ion Cannon. It fires and destroys your Gary

I spawn a tank. It blows up your Ion Cannon from behind.

I spawn an Anti-Tank mine, it blows up your tank when you drive over it.

I spawn millions of bombs over your mine, blowing it up into minuscule pieces.

I spawn many bomb squad teams, they disarm the bombs.

I spawn a new drug, making your bomb squad vunlerable and unable to disarm bombs.

I spawn drug sniffing dogs, they alert the police to the new drug

I spawn a T-Rex that eats the dogs

I spawn Spock who rejects the T-rex

I spawn a meteor that hits the T-Rex.

I spawn Superman, who pushes the meteor away

I spawn a plasma blaster that blasts Superman to death.

I spawn a cartoon mirror, reflecting your plasma blaster and destroying it!

I spawn a really ugly face, shattering the cartoon mirror

I spawn an assassin to assassinate the ugly face.

I spawn a wire trap, your assassin tips over with it and hits his head with the wall, dying of an internal hemorrhage

I spawn scissors to cut the wire.

I spawn rock, to beat your scissors

i spawn paper to cover your rock

I spawn water, to soak your paper, and eventually break it up.

I spawn a plasma cannon to boil the water away.

I spawn a mirror, it reflects the plasma shot of the the plasma cannon and destroys it by returning the plasma back to its sender.