[Continuous] I Spawn A ... page 2 (locked)

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I spawn a living fire and burn the Wikipedia page,

 
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I spawn living water to extinguish you fire.

 
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I spawn a kettle to brutally boil your water to death.

 
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I insert an axe to crush your kettle.

 
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I spawn a boat to fall on your axe.

 
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I spawn a raging nerd that enforces the “No Above Poster games” rule.

 
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I spawn a wizard to turn the Raging nerd into dust.

 
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I spawn something. It nukes you.

 
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I spawn a werewolf that rips of the something.

 
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I spawn a silver bullter. It hits your werewolf

 
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I spawn a sniper and put the bullets into the rifle.

 
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I spawn another something. This one destroys the world and your stupid butter.

 
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I spawn a vampire to suck the something blood.

 
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The something doesn’t have blood. Its description is so vague you don’t know what to do. I spawn a planet for the lulz.

 
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I spawn a sun. It turns your vampire into ashes

 
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I spawn the big ban to start life anew. (and destroy your sun.)

(big bang not big ban XD)

 
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NINJA’D
I spawn another something.

 
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I spawn a 9 minute + x time machine allowing me to stop you from spawning the something to destroy the big bang. (where x is the amount of time this post has been up.)

 
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I spawn a hammer to destroy your time machine disallowing you from stopping Nerdsoft from spawning a something to destroy the big bang.

 
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I spawn a cannon to destroy your hammer

 
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I spawn a tank to destroy your cannon.

 
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I spawn the big ban. Which bans everyone from the internet >:D which somehow indirectly destroys your tank.

 
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I spawn a bomb to kill your tank

 
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I spawn a sniper to detonate your bomb in mid-air.

 
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I spawn a ninja to kill your sniper