[Continuous] I Spawn A ... page 22 (locked)

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I spawn a cheeseburger to distract the fat man from his job.

 
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I spawn a cheeseburger contest eater to eat the cheeseburger without a problem.

 
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I spawn a judge to disqualify the cheeseburger contest eater from the contest, being unable to eat any more cheeseburgers.

 
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I spawn a Playboy (or Playgirl) centerfold to distract the judge.

 
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I spawn an indestructible infinite power source flamethrower that will always stay with me that shoots out magical flames that can’t put out or blocked to burn that centerfold.

 
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I spawn a retroactive continuity that changes your OP flamethrower into a kitten.

 
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I spawn another kitty. KITTY SECKS

 
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I spawn a robot dog. It chases away the kitties.

 
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Originally posted by Pigjr1:

I spawn a robot dog. It chases away the kitties.

I spawn an athletic, biking, Olympic, steroid-using world famous biker as a mailman to lure the dog away. STEROIDS, AWAY!

 
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I spawn a cow bone to distract the dog.

 
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I spawn a horde of cats to distract the dog even better.

 
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I spawn a horde of mice to distract the cats.

 
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I spawn a horde of cats to eat the horde of mice.

 
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I spawn a hawk to eat the cat.

 
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I spawn a falcon to eat the hawk

 
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I spawn a plane to hit the falcon.

 
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I spawn anti-air missiles to fire at the planes.

 
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I spawn a nuke to destroy your missiles.
BITCH.

 
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I spawn a dog pimp to control your female dog :P

 
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I spawn a super control center which controls all nukes/weapons and animals to take away both your things.

 
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I spawn aliens to destroy your “super control center”

 
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I spawn Area 51 to capture your aliens.

 
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I spawn a nuke to destroy Area51

 
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I spawn Duck Norris, the bird equivalent of Chuck Norris, to block the nuke. (Duck Norris is only invincible to man-made/alien technology)

 
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i spawn a meteor. it destroys everything above my post.