Campaign Against Humanity (game) Next Sign Replaces Sombody (locked)

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Campaign Against Humanity

You are an alien that has been sent to EA-447m, or to the locals, Earth, to process it by eliminating sentient life. You must compete with other aliens for the honor, raiding and conquering them as well. Your ship has only a few supplies and basic buildings. It is time to choose a planet to land on.

 
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Planet Info

Each planet gives different bonuses and disadvantages. The chance of human detection is the chance humans will find you, each turn it goes up 1% if not already found, other events can also increase it.

Mercury: 40% detection chance
+ 15 supply/turn
20% chance of solar flare

Venus: 0% chance of detection
-5 production

Mars: 50% chance
+10 to defend rolls
+5 resource production

Jupiter: 10%
no bonus

Saturn: 20%
+5 to production

Uranus: 30%
+10 production

Neptune: 25%
+5 to attack rolls

1 person per planet

 
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Signs

1. kirby (Saturn)
2. gamma (Jupiter)
3. behemoth (Uranus (Language!)(the planet!) )
4. Underlord Wallfordking (Neptune)
5. Sirwoofy (Mars)
6. Arkenarken (Venus)
7. Linue (Mercury)

Reserve:
1. Sebba
2. doctorew

Completely ignore these players: (I really wish I didn’t have to do this)
1. Gottereka

 
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Originally posted by efar:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

NINJA

please delete that before I flag it

Can I keep it?

 
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Originally posted by efar:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:
Originally posted by efar:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

NINJA

please delete that before I flag it

Can I keep it?

no

Please?

 
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buildings

Command Center (50 supply): unlock buildings

Ship station (25 supply): unlock ships/building

miner (25 supply)(max. 3): 5 more income

research lab (need CC) (40 supply): unlock upgrades/research

ship engineering plant (need SS) (70 supply): unlock upgrades

Ships

starfighter (need SS) (15 supply): + 1 to rolls

Upgrades

each upgrade costs 10 supply per turn unless otherwise stated
only one upgrade in progress per research-based building
anything to do with ships needs SEP everything else is RL
some upgrades require other upgrades

Defence tech (2 turns): +2 to defence roll unlock building/upgrade

mining (3 turns): +5 permanent income + 1 max miner

 
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Stats:

Turn 2

kirby (Saturn)
supply: 55
detection:21%
income:35
buildings: miner(3), SS

gamma (Jupiter)
supply: 25
detection:11%
income:30
buildings: miners(3), CC

behemoth (Uranus (Language!)(the planet!))
supply: 30
detection: 31%
income: 30
buildings: CC, SS, innocent miner (pun intended), 2 starfighter

Underlord Wallfordking (Neptune)
supply: 130
detection: 26%
income: 15
buildings:

Sirwoody (Mars)
supply: 55
income: 45
buildings: miner(3), CC

Arkenarken (Venus)
supply:50
detection: 1%
income: 25
buildings: miner(3), SS

Linue (Mercury)
supply:55
income: 30
solar flare: 20%
buildings: SS,CC, 5 starship

 
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I’ll build a Ship Station.
EDIT: I will also build a Command Center.

 
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you can build as much as you want

 
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i will build 2 miners and a command center

 
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Command Center x1

Miner x 1

Ship Station x1

 
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Will build 3 miners

 
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sorry but I forgot to put max on miners

 
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well put the max in now and let us edit.
Also am I playing or is there actually a player named sir woody

 
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How would the humans attack us?

 
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Originally posted by Nerdsoft:

How would the humans attack us?

Hell if I know. I’m not controlling Earth.

 
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Build Miner x3

Build Ship Station x1

 
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Originally posted by Nerdsoft:

How would the humans attack us?

Nuke the heavens!

 
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Originally posted by sirwoofy:

well put the max in now and let us edit.
Also am I playing or is there actually a player named sir woody

sorry my mistake

 
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Originally posted by Nerdsoft:

How would the humans attack us?

ships

 
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Originally posted by efar:
Originally posted by Nerdsoft:

How would the humans attack us?

ships

Improbable. They’d have to take down an alien ship so that they’d reverse engineer it to make space ships capable of invading other planets. That’s going to take a long time, and I doubt you guys are stupid enough to compromise your ships. But then again, you were told to ignore me.

 
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A message to all the people discussing: THIS. IS. JUST. A. GAME. All of this is like complaining you don’t die in Minecraft when falling a long distance and land onto water, or why you cannot break the walls via shooting, grenades or heavy explosives in most shooters. Games are for fun, not to discuss about how realistic they are or not.

 
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Jupiter

build 2 mines, build 1 command center

 
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Gotter, you know that efar hasn’t actually said how advanced the humans technology is. For all we know they are 1000 years more advanced then in real life. Plus there is no 100% confirmation that we will get advanced space flight technology from crashed alien spacecraft, it is much more likely that humans will develop advanced space flight on our own.

 
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who still needs to go?