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Fortunately, I give no fucks about the mothers of idiots.

 
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Unfortunately, I ate John Smith’s mother’s pie and then he turned into a 9001-foot tall Godzilla monster going to destroy everyone.

 
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Fortunately, Pigjr1 realized that the trip from his place to John’s place costs $10M.

 
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Unfortunately, Bill Gates gave me $1,000,000,000 for murdering lobsters.

 
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Fortunately it was a stupid prank of Bill’s and you got arrested for using illegal money.

 
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Unfortunately, it was a false arrest. Bill Bates prank was to switch the money, but I switched the money before Bill switched it thus I actually used legal money.

 
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Fortunately the tender was so old it was ripped and unusable because the government could not recognize whether he had a thousand 100’s or a thousand 2’s.

 
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Unfortunately I broke out of prison.

 
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Fortunately, you were caught within minutes.

 
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Unfortunately, Pigjr1 ate a mushroom and grew into a giant. Crush anything in his path.

 
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Fortunately, I only decided to crush those unworthy of my presence. Like bloodyrain. Then when I eat John’s mom’s slice of pie I am big enough to overpower her.

 
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Unfortunately, it was poisoned and I gave you the antidote before you could overpower her. You became small again.

 
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Fortunately I eat another large mushroom and an invincibility star and become big and invincible and overpower her.

 
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Unfortunately, John’s mother was actually a ninja. So she kept dodging your attacks until your invincibility power-up wore off.

 
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Fortunately Pigjr knew how to hack, so he was invincible forever.

 
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Unfortunately the invincibility wore off when I fell down a hole.

 
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Fortunately, there was no such thing as fall damage.

 
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Unfortunately, I fall down the hole into the void and John’s mom is still rampant.

 
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Fortunately, the entire world resets to the year 2000.

 
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Unfortunately, it was the year 1999 by the time all of that happened due to a rip in the time continuum. Now the entire world has been destroyed by John Smith’s mom.

 
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Fortunately I reverse the flow of time, therefore we do the opposite of what we mean to do. Smith’s mom repaired the world, and I slow down time, throwing the control (which cannot be replicated or de-burnt and is the only one of its kind (the others don’t work)) into an incinerator, before time freezes completely.

 
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Unfortunately that causes a tear in the space time continuum and now everyone becomes pink elephants that wear fluffy tutus.

 
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Fortunately, it was all a dream and none of this really happened.

 
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Unfortunately, it’s going to happen in a couple seconds.

 
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Fortunately, a couple seconds to you is a couple centuries.