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Unfortunately, they couldn’t pierce the extremely-hard wall of the tank in front of them.

 
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Originally posted by Zzzip50:
Originally posted by nickyiscrazyy:
Originally posted by Zzzip50:
Originally posted by nickyiscrazyy:

Get out of my topic Zip. Nobody likes you.

no everybody likes me.

nobody likes u!

1. Great comeback.
2. I’m going to ignore everything you say from now on.

k have a fun time

Zzzip,I don’t know what has changed but you are starting to get to the point you’re just trolling,ignored,and unliked by all. And yes,it’s true,no one likes you.
Also.
Fortunately,the ducks could go inside the tank and attack the guy.

 
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Unfortunately, the guy had duckproof armor on.

 
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Fortunately, they had beak transplants and now they could pierce through anything.

 
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Unfortunately, the guy in the tank just so happened to be a ninja and dodged the ducks.

 
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Fortunately, there was a massive nuke waiting that only blows up ninjas.

 
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Unfortunately, the nuke failed to explode.

 
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Fortunately,the ducks pecked it and made it explode.

 
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Unfortunately, it took out the entire world.

 
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Fortunately,they escaped into a pocket dimension then put the rest of the world in there before the nuke blew up.

 
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Unfortunately, the pocket dimension portal turned them into sandwiches.

 
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Fortunately, sandwiches can be legit people.

 
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Unfortunately, the sandwich-people-things found themselves so tasty that they all ate themselves.

 
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Fortunately, one survived. That one was a girl so it could make millions more sandwiches. And it did.

 
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Unfortunately, what nickyiscrazyy said repeated itself. (This could go on forever)

 
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Fortunately… Hrmm… Another pocket dimension door opened and the sandwich people escape into what appears like someone was having moldy garlic bread with spaghetti, and left to clean his shirt, and have what smells like burning happen.
(Returning to the beginning.)

 
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Unfortunately, the world was over.

 
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Fortunately I ate a slice of chocolate creme pie which somehow negated the “World is over” stuff.

 
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Unfortunately, I got a bad case of food poisoning.

 
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Fortunately, the sandwich people were awesome at curing food poisoning. Because they’re sandwiches.

 
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Unfortunately everyone who had food poisoning were cured. The cure would turn you into a man-eating sandwich. The man-eating sandwiches are going to take over the world.

 
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Fortunately, Handsome Jack is here needlessly killing the everything since forever.

 
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Unfortunately, Handsome Jack kills every person in existence, including himself.

 
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Fortunately, Handsome Jack has unlimited lives!

 
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Unfortunately, a vault hunter comes to kick his arse.