King Of The Hill. (locked)

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if you get killed as the king will you respawn?

 
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I am koth since nobody is yet

 
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Originally posted by hero122:

if you get killed as the king will you respawn?

I destroy the respawn point, and take the king down with my sniper rifle!

 
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(IDK?) i take a rock and hit backbone in the face, im king of the hill.

 
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Originally posted by hero122:

(IDK?) i take a rock and hit backbone in the face, im king of the hill.

I have rock insurance, so they reimburse me and I buy an RPG 7 and take a chunk out of you!

 
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you don’t get the kind of rock

more like this.

 
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I land a helicopter on both of you. KOTH!

 
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I dig a tunnel underneath the hill. plant some explosives and blow them up. tbenn dies, I walk out of the crater and am KOTH!

 
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I look for my best friend Freddie Krueger and he kills you!
KOTH!

 
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i bribe chuck norris to roundhouse you and be my body guard, KOTH!

 
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I make a Protein shake to lure Chuck Norris away,Get a vulture to eat out all your insides and wear you like a sweater befor chuck gets back
KOTH!

 
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chuck gets back and throws you away. then leaves the hill and looks for other stuff to fight. Since the hill is now empty I can take it.

KOTH

 
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I take 2 knifes and stab an X right on your back, and rip through your heart, and you died. also knick down a tree makeing small tree walls across the bottom. KOTH

 
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I drill up in my awesome, shielded-against-pretty-much-anything, ‘MEGA DIGAR 9001’. The drill rips you into pieces, and I claim the hill.

 
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I shoot my black hole gun and you are sucked down into nothing.
KoTH

 
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I kick the shit out of you. K O T H

 
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I get up and shoot you too. KoTH

 
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I escape into a highly advanced alternate dimension, where I build a massive steamroller tank and a dimension hopper machine. I use the dimension hopper, which teleports me and the steamroller tank to directly above the hill. The steamroller falls and crushes everyone on the hill except for myself.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
KOTH

 
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I poo on you koth

 
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Originally posted by roflcoptertyler:

I poo on you koth

Maybe he likes it?

 
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I see a flaw in my plan.

 
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I get into the steamroller tank before it hits me, then shoot you in the face, blowing your head into several pieces.

 
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i throw a pie at you. it splats all over you and you run away in shame. i claim the hill

 
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I call in an airstrike, you are wiped out. I am KoTH

 
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I snipe you down,and make a bunker in the top of the hill. also brought in some land mines.