King Of The Hill. (locked)

if you get killed as the king will you respawn?

I am koth since nobody is yet

Originally posted by hero122:

if you get killed as the king will you respawn?

I destroy the respawn point, and take the king down with my sniper rifle!

(IDK?) i take a rock and hit backbone in the face, im king of the hill.

Originally posted by hero122:

(IDK?) i take a rock and hit backbone in the face, im king of the hill.

I have rock insurance, so they reimburse me and I buy an RPG 7 and take a chunk out of you!

you don’t get the kind of rock

more like this.

I land a helicopter on both of you. KOTH!

I dig a tunnel underneath the hill. plant some explosives and blow them up. tbenn dies, I walk out of the crater and am KOTH!

I look for my best friend Freddie Krueger and he kills you!
KOTH!

i bribe chuck norris to roundhouse you and be my body guard, KOTH!

I make a Protein shake to lure Chuck Norris away,Get a vulture to eat out all your insides and wear you like a sweater befor chuck gets back
KOTH!

chuck gets back and throws you away. then leaves the hill and looks for other stuff to fight. Since the hill is now empty I can take it.

KOTH

I take 2 knifes and stab an X right on your back, and rip through your heart, and you died. also knick down a tree makeing small tree walls across the bottom. KOTH

I drill up in my awesome, shielded-against-pretty-much-anything, ‘MEGA DIGAR 9001’. The drill rips you into pieces, and I claim the hill.

I shoot my black hole gun and you are sucked down into nothing.
KoTH

I kick the shit out of you. K O T H

I get up and shoot you too. KoTH

I escape into a highly advanced alternate dimension, where I build a massive steamroller tank and a dimension hopper machine. I use the dimension hopper, which teleports me and the steamroller tank to directly above the hill. The steamroller falls and crushes everyone on the hill except for myself.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
KOTH

I poo on you koth

Originally posted by roflcoptertyler:

I poo on you koth

Maybe he likes it?

I see a flaw in my plan.

I get into the steamroller tank before it hits me, then shoot you in the face, blowing your head into several pieces.

i throw a pie at you. it splats all over you and you run away in shame. i claim the hill

I call in an airstrike, you are wiped out. I am KoTH

I snipe you down,and make a bunker in the top of the hill. also brought in some land mines.