Make and Twist a Wish page 2 (locked)

You get a dead duck

I wish i had a Xbox 360.

RED RINGS OF DEATH! I wish that something exciting would happen more often.

You die

Exciting huh?

I wish for a slice of pie.

granted, but kids rush to your pie and then eat it.
I wish farts were not smelly!

Originally posted by Helkaine:

You get a dead duck

I wish i had a Xbox 360.

YOU SICK SICK MIND

runs up to room, slams door, cries

granted, but it sinks because the mass-body weight of everyone on it has created a giant hole of body heat, causing global warming to thus bring it down (what, you thought i was merely gonna make everyone fat? im better than that)

i wish that my wish would not be twisted

It isn’t. For a full minute. Then I twist it. I wish that mafia games happened faster.

granted. you die every single game first.

i wish that more people spontaneously combusted cause of being fat (im skinny, so you know)

Granted, but you stand too close to one, and die. I wish that less people be hatin’ on me in mafia games.

Less people hate on you in mafia games, but they hate you everywhere else.
I wish my wish wasn’t twisted forever.

Granted, but on the condition that any of your others can be.
I wish that I had the powers of fire and flight, without any loopholes that would backfire on or harm me or other people.

granted, but i use the loop-PIT and kick you into it and bury you alive

i wish i had a million million dollar bills.

Aha, US inflation makes them worth nothing.
I wish all of my wishes can never ever be twisted forever.

done, they are already twisted cause of a twizzler/wish factory mishap.

i wish the aznsensations bobomb would explode for no reason

it did, and it exploded in your face.
I wish all of my wishes can never ever be twisted forever and can’t be effected by anything such as a mishap.

done. the factory explodes because of the aznsensation bobomb event, and they ban you from wishing forever

i wish the azn sensation was unbanned from the wish factory so i will have more th reply to

Paradox causes earthquake, you die.
I wish for a caveman

done. its you. frozen in ice. soon to be disected by aliens.

i wish i were an alien.

Done. But the dudes from Independence day kick your A**.
I wish I were in the simple forum game’s hall of fame.

done. when in there though, people who still hate you in mafia games kill you.
i wish i were gandalf5166 (why do i do this madness? i dont know)

Done. But a paradox caused by me dying and then you being me rips a hole in time and space, killing everyone in the universe, and somehow bringing me back to life(the real me).
I wish that people could make original KotH games like this more often.

done, but then they make a ban from you playing
i wish gandalf wasnt banned from playing in the original koth games like this more often (paradoxs are fun!)

Done. But I hate you, as you were the one who banned me. I hack into your account and spam an ad:
PLAY AT ROLEPLAYERS OMFGZORZ IT IS SO AWESOME AND COOL THAT EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY THERE!
I wish that people would listen to your annoying spamming, because it really is so awesome and cool that everyone should play there……..

done, but then there heads explode of the awesomeness of the forum game forum that doesnt even have any forum games
i wish for peas.

poisonous peas.
I wish for all my homework to be done and receive an unchangeable A+ in which A+ is the best grade to receive.