King of The Hill V page 101

Originally posted by wiiwonder:

HToK

How?

I wrote KoTh backwards… LOL
(reverse of KoTH)

Originally posted by wiiwonder:

I wrote KoTh backwards… LOL
(reverse of KoTH)

I know.

so, I am not KoTH, but a y’know what never mind I’m bored.

while you two are too confused on what htok means, i use a forklift to move you into a pit of eternal death. I then shrink the hill down to the size of a pebble and put it in my back pocket. I then sit down, and you can’t move me or get me to stand up because i am really fat.
KotH

I escape using magic, then smite you with Mjolnir.
KoTH.

I walk over to dreamsdragon, hand him an eviction notice about the hill, and hand the deeds to the hill to a large intimidating creature. Because it has no description, you cant attack it! HAHAHA!
Monster is currently KOTH, not me. o.o

I cast mah monstah-findin’ spell and find dah monstah, then I smite him with Mjolnir. Then I smite Doombringer with Mjolnir for summoning the monster.
KoTH.

I smite Dragon using the power of a deity called (blank), then I summon a paladin, KoTH

I tell Wiiwonder that there is no deity called blank, then I smite him and his paladin with Mjolnir.

I fire a barrage of lasers from a space station, destroying dragon. Then I move the hill into a place where no smiting of any kind can happen, and I spawn a load of AT-Ats on the hill. KoTH

I smite the lasers with Mjolnir. I then summon a whole lot of lightning with Mjolnir, which then slaughters the AT-ATs and wiiwonder.
KoTH.
Oh, and then I take control of the anti-smite barrier so it lets me smite other people.

I hire a planar assassin who kills Mjolnir, completely. Then I bomb the hill and disable the anti-smite barrier that never existed until now. Then I build a cannon on the hill.

I dopeslap you to death for being an idiot. Then I smite you with Mjolnir, also for being a idiot.
KoTH.

Well, I blow up the hill using the death star, like an idiot. now how did THAT happen? (might be nice if you were bit more inventive then just smiting everything. You’ll kill this thread, probably. I’m in that state when I’m like: ‘nah, I shouldn’t play’.

I smite the Death Star with Mjolnir. Then I stab you with a sword. And remind you that Mjolnir is a hammer.
KoTH.

oh… thank you.
I use a the quarter staff with a sword on the end on it from wheel of time that Matt used. I kill dragon and destroy Mjolnir. Then I summon an army of myrddraal and trollocs.

I revive and fix Mjolnir. Then I smite you.
KoTh.

I steal Mjolnir and smite you. There is still those trollocs and such on the hill. KoTh

Mjolnnir is too heavy for you, and you fail your pitiful attempt at smiting. I take Mjolnir back and show you how to smite, using rocks as examples. thus you become my pupil, thus less than me, so I must be
KoTH.

Learning how to use Mjolnnir, instead of stealing it, I teach Chuck Norris how to use it. He steals the hammer and smites you. And somehow I’m KoTh

He fails smiting me because I have Excaliur. I slice Chuck Norris to bitswith Excalibur, then retrieve Mjolnir and smite you with it for your betrayal.
KoTH.

O.o okay… since all you do is smite with the hammer, I’m just not gonna post because this is really boring. The whole point of this is to be creative. Like this:
Kign Arthur comes back and kills you for stealing Excalibur (you can’t kill him with the sword because its bound to him and your smiting fails.) He brings the knights of the round table onto the hill. KoTH

I give King Arthur back Excalibur, but I keep it’s sheath, I then proceed to do completely suicidal actions and survive because I only gave away the sword. I then find out that King Arthur was actually my ancestor, making me, by heredity,
KoTH.
And it isn’t just any hammer, it’ Mjolnir. Oh, and I also inherited Excalibur.

Nice.
Well, I re enact the battle that killed Arthur and take Excalibur. Then I finish off his army using a fire storm. Then I kick you off the hill and into a big pit, KoTh
(it’s hammer. No match for a quarter staff with a sword on the end of it, or a halberd)