King of The Hill V page 112

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A crazy guy makes you lose too much sleep to see me claim the hill behind your back and shoot you.

K iller
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T he
H amukapple

Oh, NOW autobold doesn’t work!

 
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I make a new and improved fort nearby, then trading the fort on the hill for the new one.

Little did you know, I filled the new fort with creepers, causing it to explode when you entered.

KotH.

 
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I shit in a huge bucket for a few years. I then capapault the bucket at the fort. The smell is unbearable. You commit suicide.

KotH

 
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I use magic-ness to turn everyone into Mary/Gary/Marty Sues/Stus and then use mind control to pit them against each other.
KoTH.

 
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My degrees in Tropology exempts me from the transformation. I then force you off the hill with simple logic.

King of Le Hill

 
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Nooooo!
I then reclaim the hill with my army of Mary/Gary/Marty Sue/Stu slaves!
KoTH

 
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I just push you down the hill.

KotH

 
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Someone was trying to assassinate me, by pushing me, you saved my life and took the bullet yourself. You lose the hill, but get a cool statue as a… whatever-that-word-is prize.
KoTH.

 
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I groan, then shoot at you again. I claim the hill.

KoTH.

 
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I emerge from the woods with Slenderman at my heels, look around wildly before seeing the hill, climb it and find the final page in your hands. Slenderman now chases you.

KoTH

 
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I clap my hands really hard, and an avalanche comes and pushes you back down the hill. I climb the hill and claim it as mine.

KoTH.

 
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I remove the crosscountry skis from my bag, adjust them, and make my way surely up the avalanche hill. At the top I use my ski poles to remove you carefully from the hill.

KoTH

 
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I snatch one of your ski poles and impale you on it.

KoTH

 
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I jump out of the snow and stab you though the back with a toothbrush.

KOTH

 
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I scare you to death with a shock site.

KoTH

 
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I have given you a potion to be allergic to all animals but humans.
I have also changed all the shock sites into animal sites.

Sheepspin
Goaty
2 Cats 1 Dog

Since you’re infected to be allergic to Kingdom Anamalia, you blow up.

KoTH

 
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While you’re wasting time changing the thousands of shock sites into animal sites, I sneak up behind you and blow up your computer. The devastation devastates you. I take the hill.

KoTH

 
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I rain agony on you.

KoTH.

 
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I throw a snowball at you.

It does nothing… So I run away, leaving you distracted while Slenderman finishes you off.
Yeah… Forgot about him.

Uhh… Slendy’s Hill?

 
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Unlike most, I am unaffected by Slenderman. I kick him off the hill, then use mind control so that everyone does my bidding, like defend the hill.

KoTH.

 
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Bump.

 
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Due to my super intellect I take over your mind when you try and your army is now mine

KoTH

 
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I get an artillery crew to aim and fire a shell right at efar, severing the link between him and his army, causing them to fall into comas, allowing me and my men to take the hill.
KoTH

 
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Because you didn’t bring the artillery with you I use it on you and you die along with your army.

I bring the artillery and my 99999999999 armies and take the hill (oops the cost of those invisible pants just went up(check Corrupt-a-Wish))

 
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I used an emp on your army, nullifying everything useless. Probibaly. I then place a hat on your head that says “TROLL” and blame you. Your army chases you away in rage and then commits suicide as effect of lost faith. I then eat a doughnut that i made and position myself as…
KOTH