King of The Hill V page 3

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Originally posted by PR2_STORY:

Swallows is spelt swallows not swollows. lern2speel. Grammer naytzee appears from nowhere and destroys Kingzak with his faic.

Since my post has 1337 grammmmeeerrr, He leaves me alone with the hill.

KOTH

grammer doesn’t have that many Ms Es or Rs he then goes back and kill you

i then shoot him in the head

he can’t come back ever now

KOTH V9

 
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Grammar has no Es foo’.

Sets fire to kingzak’s trousers. OH NO HE DIDN’T! Kingzak runs away screaming.

Walks onto the hill and places dirty magazines all over the place, oh the fun.

KOTH

 
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Reads the magazine, and with my burst of energy from the testosterone, jump onto majiks helicopter, steer it toward PR2 and jumps out, the watches the horrible explosion while laughing hysterically.

Koth

 
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Notices that jumping out of a helicopter going at speed might hurt slightly, lern2parachute. While you are lying on the hill nearly-dead and laughing like a maniac. I get Chuck norris to come and … OH SHI-!!!!

 
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I start to cry, for Chuck Norris does not exist. Sgt is alive, and while you search for a manly killer, I strangle you.

With a cordless phone.

Afterwards I give Sgt some first aid. First aid as in there will be more.

You die of having too many scapels, syringes and defib’s in your body.

KoTH

 
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Originally posted by PR2_STORY:

Notices that jumping out of a helicopter going at speed might hurt slightly, lern2parachute. While you are lying on the hill nearly-dead and laughing like a maniac. I get Chuck norris to come and … OH SHI-!!!!

lern2ruleread

no chuck norris is ever allowed in any of the king of the hills

anyway i climb up th hill and punch kilo in the face
then i smack him with a lead brick

KOTH V10

 
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You fool it was a joke, maybe I didn’t want to be koth right then. I said OH SHI-.. halfway through it was kinda obvious I knew you couldn’t use him.

For you failing to see that you just die. DEAD. GONE. FINISHED.

KOTH

 
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I call helicopter to put PR2_STORY to spike pit. Bye bye! You’re swiss cheese.

WTFotH

 
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I prefer cheddar. For you not creating my love of cheese, you instantly get removed from the space time continum.
KOTH

 
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Minigun, that is all.

KOTH

 
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Originally posted by PR2_STORY:

Minigun, that is all.

KOTH

you have a minigun but no bullets

i stab you with a concrete knife

KOTH V11

 
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I spray kingzak13 with acid. Dies in pain.

WTFotH

 
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Rubbber chicken bomb. BOOOOOM!!

Runs onto the hill and builds some buildings OHWAIT. I can only build holes and walls. Builds holes and walls

Since they are only around for this post I jump through the holes. Do a proud pose. And destroy the walls. Look how cool I R. RAWR.

KotFH

 
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I throw PR2_STORY through the window in Empire State Building.
Then i create a special mutation of a tomatoe that’s 2 kilometres tall and have tomatoe’s diameter 9 meters. I plant it in hill.
I cut a nice home in one of these, and ’cause my tomatoe plant is planted in hill…

WTFotH

[planted, not builded]

 
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I am gunna give up if sgt does no random events… bored.

Poisons tomato and it slowly shrivels and swallows magik.

KOTH

 
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One of the tomatoes fall straight on PR2. Ketshot! [LOL] [Ketchup + headshot = Ketshot]

WTFotH

 
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tomatoes don’t kill people

so i throw knives at pr2
they hit him in the face

then i kickmagik of the hill

KOTH V12

 
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Tomatoes with diameter of 7 metres can kill.

I put kingzak13 into cannon and shoot him somewhere very far.

WTFotH

 
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i return to the hill and fire a cannon ball at magik

it hits him in the stomach and he falls down the hill

then it explodes killing him

KOTH V13

 
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I send 10 tfu! 100 no, not enough. 100.000 infantry to kill kingzak13

WTFotH

 
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i run from the infaantry and use my powers of persuasion to make them mine

they kill all the non beleivrs and then beat magik to death

KOTH V14

 
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Believes Kingzak, sure, power of persuasion… riiiiiggghhhttttt…

What about a ninja?

Unlucky, statistics show that ninjas kill more kingzak’s per day than a 14 year old thinks about sex in a year. Sounds nastay.

Hires ninja-monkey

KOTH

 
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the monkey part of the ninja doesn’t know anything so it is really stupid

i kick it in th head and its head explodes

i then throw the monkey corpse at PR2 it knocks him off the hill

KOTH V15

 
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I give kingzak some mtn dew voltage, but its actually Clorox!Muahaha
KoTH

 
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I catapult a giant rock at Sgt, splatting him.

Then i buy 2.000.000 warrior chickens with bazzokas and other weapons to patrol the hill.

WTFotH