King of The Hill V page 97

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Upon my death, activation plan 6381 was initiated. Basically, the cookies became poisoned and most likely killed or dreadfully sickened you enough that I could take over once I revive.

Thing is…my fricken internet is preventing me from reviving instantly! GRAAAA!
Not KOTH (For now.)

 
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Stepping casually over the dead bodies, I walk on over to the top of the hill, where a glamorous throne lies. As I sit upon it, a light shines on top of me and a crown appears upon my head.

KoTH

 
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ITS A TRAAAAAP. you get eaten. the throne was alive. I sit on the rocking horse next to it and say WHEEEEEEEEEE KOTH

 
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Originally posted by RP_cubed:

Justin Beiber starts singing on top of the hill
He kills everything near it
i shoot him from a mile away with a bazooka
KOTH

hahahaha so funny

 
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The rocking horse turns out to be a catapult, which launches you several meters away.

I am still Koth, for I am still in the chair, which is on the hill.

 
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I walk to where your chair is. I push it off the cliff. I then prop up many sentry turrets. My hill.

 
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Your sentry turrets all turn and shoot at you.

Bursting out of the chair, I walk to the top of the hill and launch your body on the rocking horse catapult. I lay down as my sentries cover me.

KoTH

 
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You didn’t destroy my sentry turrets, so they perforate your sentries with the whole bullet. That’s 70% more bullet fired. I return to the hill and claim it for myself. Then I die.
KOTH.

 
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I’m still on the hill, even if I’m dead.

Also KoTH.

 
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The sentries destroy your puny throne.
Still my hill.

 
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Swoops down upon the sentries on a rope and shoots each of them with a gun including gotteraka
KoTH

 
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Zerg rush, kekekekekekekeke. Everything on the hill dies.

KotH

 
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(nice meme) I come come back with a button i push the button and a space laser destroys your zergs
KoTH

 
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Wait, what happened? Who is this git who claims to be KoTH?

I eat the 2 posters right above mes’ souls, therefore making them unfit to be KoTH.

KoTH.

 
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I come along with 1,000 living sharks with lungs, they all have shades and guns as they run in eating, shooting, and looking badass. I soon get close enough and enslave you. I capture the hill with my sharks protecting it.

KoTH

 
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You accidentally capture a clone of me that then proceeds to turn into a black hole only affects you, and sucks you into the dimension where Fred the Eldrich Abomination lives. Due to the rule of any item being wiped when I declare KoTH, the sharks transform into air.

KoTH.

 
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Somehow raining down from the sky, I smash you with a hammer on top of the head, and proceed to roll you down the hill. Next, I have my hill surrounded by thousands of archers, as I calmly sit in the middle.

KoTH

 
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I guess we just post….
I release a deadly nerve gas at the archers, killing them.
Then I behead you with a carving knife.
I dig a bunker in the hill and play loud Justin Bieber music while I wear earmuffs
KoTH

 
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Your earmuffs begin playing Justin Bieber music at Volume Infinity. You run off the hill, screaming in utter and complete pain.

KoTH.

 
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I send in several androids to kill you and secure the hill. The leader is a golem.
KoTH
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You killed the hill, which means you are king of the dead hill that androids and golems secured.

King of the Living Hill, and whatever you brought with you dies.

 
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I rush in with a lightsaber, beheading you.

KoTH

 
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I send in my army of grunt soilders that you can barely hold off. Meanwhile I am behind you. I knock you too the ground, t-bag your body, and shoot you.
KoTH.

 
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You beheaded a hologram of me who’s head popped off when you swung. I kick you off the hill.

KoTH.

 
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I charge at you and knock you off the hill and into a mine field. You explode and I plant a bomb at the top of the hill, teleport away, and the bomb kills everyone. Then I deploy a base on the hill and arm it with lasers, robots and a cool hologram of Darth Vader.