The Hidden Irony

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Ok guys, here’s how it works. We write a story or phrase with some irony (not too obvious, not too hidden) and have the person below us guess the irony in the story.



I’ll start with something easy.


A lifeguard drowning.

 
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Lifeguards should to be good swimmers.

Me playing an Xbox360.

 
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You don’t like xBox360!
A man suing Guiness World Records for putting him in there as a record holder of most lawsuits!

 
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He just sued them for sueing people.
Us doing something.

 
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Nobody has posted here in 9 days!
Me playing a PS3.

 
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The irony is in the fact that you posted, when obviously nobody cares about this thread.

 
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^^Theres no irony in that. Everyone loves PS3 :D

Me not being nerdy.

 
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but if you post on kong you already are a nerd
a drunk driver hitting a judge who gave the man “A SECOND CHANCE.”

 
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hes drunk driving.

A hose getting set on fire.

 
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Hoses should carry water
A bomb squad team killing someone C4 Kamikazi.

 
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they deactivate bombs.
an albino lifeguard.

 
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They should have a tan from being in the sun.
A backwards firing self defense revolver

 
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How would you defend yourself it its shooting at you?

A viper died from excessive venom.

 
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They are supposed to inject the venom. And be immune I think.
A vegetarian eating a Tower Burger.

 
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That Vegetarian might be a Treeant.

Rapists go to a movie theater but never come out.

 
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I AM UNSURE As TO WHAT YOU MEAN BY ‘Come out’
Or what you’re getting at.
It just makes perfect sense.

 
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a reuseable battery dying (stop working)

 
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It shouldn’t be able to die, as it’s reuseable.
Stephen Hawkins failing a 5th grade science test.

 
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Stephen Hawking is a super-genuis.

Me posting in the middle of summer.

 
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Its the middle of summer, when you should be out doing things, playing in the sun, etc., not inside on kongregate. It could be night though…
This statement being a lie.

 
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Paradox.
Your mother eating a vegetable.

 
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The statement beginning with your mother, but not ending with an insult or implying that she is a whore. Unless…

Dry ice.

 
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Ice is made of water, so at the touch it should fel slightly wet as you body’s heat warms it. [Dry ice isn’t actual ice, for those who are confused.]
Burning all weapons in an area to keep gangs from invading the area.

 
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The weapons could be used against the gang.

A doctor tells a patient that he has cancer and only six months to live. He walks outside, gets hit by a truck, and dies.

 
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He was supposed to live six more months.
You driving a car in Soviet Russia.