Come up with a wierd way to kill yourself, and let the next poster come up with a wierd way to save you, so he can continously kill himself.

I’ll start.

I create a machine that makes me invisible and then stand in front of a practise weapontarget.

I shoot you with a BB gun and destroy the machine (when I find out how it is connected to you, I will follow the cable, later connecting to the machine).

I drink every possible poison that I can find.

I give you “Teh ANtidot3 of Powar!!111” to save you.

I shoot myself in the [expletive] with a shotgun before anyone can stop me.

That doesn’t kill you (always).

I drink red matter.

It’s fruit punch. I slit my throat and jump in a pool of sharks.

I shoot all the sharks with tranquilizer darts and jump in and save you, performing an emergency tracheotomy.

I jump into a wormhole.

The hole is meant for worms and worms only. I pull you out.

I get sucked into a spacial black hole in real life.

I collect the particles of you that the black hole spits out, and I put you back together. Slowly.

I travel to the 5th dimension and get eaten.

[Ninja’d. And will you stop stealing my black hole thingy? Be original.]

im already the god of the 5th dimension so i reborn you as buttfreak in our dimension.

im leaving kongregate forums and start in Nonoba forums.

I destroy Nonoba forums, and force you to go back to kongregate.

I am made of a super-fragile material that will fall when it so much as TOUCHES something, and I fall.

After you fall, I gather all the pieces you broke into and glue them back together.

I swallow a time bomb set to explode in 1337 seconds

The bomb didn’t kill you. It did give you one hell of a case of indigestion, though.

I die of old age.

I bring you to the Fountain of Youth and resurrect you.

I turn off gravity for myself and float into space, where I asphyxiate.

I am an astronaut nearby and pull you into the shuttle.
I jump out of an airplane with no parachute,just a back pack filled with bricks.

I jump after you take your back pack off and give my parachute to you.

With no parachute I plummet to the ground.

I had a giant muffin waiting for you to land on
I run into the woods and get eaten by Slender Man

Slender man is a lie so you can’t get eaten.

I stab myself in the heart.

Sadly, your heart is made of stone, so nothing happens.

I poop out all my internal organs, including my braaaaiiiinnn

used glue and duct tape and fixes you back together
while sitting in water I stick a fork in a plug-in

Fortunately there was no electricity. You’re fine.

I jump into a pit of boiling lava.

It’s just a projection of a pit of boiling lava, you land on the floor.
I get caught in a trap after which in a few minutes a gnome comes and decides to use me as target practise, throwing a knife into my chest killing me. (Kudos for guessing which game that’s from :D)

You’re playing “Larry and the Gnomes”? I dunno.

I starve myself to death, and nobody can open my mouth, and my skin is impervious to needles.

I tickle you until you’re forced to open your mouth
I tickle myself to death.
And no, I was talking about Kings Quest 2 VGA remake.

Dumb name is dumb. I inject anesthetics into you, forcing you to stop hand motions.

I forget to breathe. [yes, I know]