Live, Die, Die Live and Die. page 3

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i put my face in front of yours

 
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you die
i push you out of the way
the knives are now falling on ME

 
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The knifes are all blunt and don’t kill you, but only cut you.

I whack my head off the sidewalk.

 
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the sidewalk is actually just a foam matress
i shove multiple oranges down my throat without peeling them first.

 
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They where a new invention
safe to swallow oranges

I drink bleach

 
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It was actually only water in a jug labeled bleach.

I breathe in the fumes from ant poison.

 
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You go to the hospital and at that hospital they save your life.
I jump from the top of an 800 metre tall building.

 
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With a parachute

I Get into an oven that’s turned on(and I broke the off button and super-glued the door)

 
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I unplug the oven, so you’re ok.
I find a fly on my chest, and I stab at it with a knife.

 
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i grab the knife before u stab it, grab the fly and let it freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
i click on a ad for a lame game

 
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I play the game with you, and buy you a nice dinner. With brocolli.

I start listening to Jusin Bieber.

 
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Cut off your ears.

Jump into a volcano.

 
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the volcano is just a school model, meant for small animals such as ferrets to die in!

i touch chuck norris and die from his awesomeness

 
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you are revived with one of his roundhouse kicks HOW dare you touch his personage

I fly my rocket into the sun

 
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I redirect the ship. (This is posting how you SAVE somebody, not how they don’t die. Don’t post “the volcano is a school model” because it isn’t., you have to save Cowfriend.

I drink a gallon of acid.

 
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I make you listen to Britney Spears until you throw it all up.
I stab my brain through my eyes.

 
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I redirect the knife into my head.

Well? It’s kind of obvious what my suicide attempt is.

 
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The knife is redirected mysteriously to a man in a crudely made dragon mask.
That man is me, and
That is my attempt.

 
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i push the knife out of the way,thus accidentally hitting the electrical box and electrocuting myself.

as im being electrocuted, is say:

 
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I reverse time, and redirect the knife.
I forget HOW to breathe.

 
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I STEAL YOUR SOUL! oh yeah and give you CPR for the rest of my life eventually i will die of starvation

 
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I shove food in your mouth.
I fall off Phalanx.

 
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I break your fall

 
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How do you die?
I ingest rat poison.

 
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you didn’t save me… he fell on me duh….