Live, Die, Die Live and Die. page 78

I go to the past, find the time before you burned yourself, right before the fire came, I put it out with water.
I came to the future, noticed a lot of changes without me.
I saw that it was a wasteland. Signs I see:
NO TAILSCHAO99
TAILSCHAO99 SUCKS
KILL TAILSCHAO99
WANTED: TAILSCHAO99. REWARD $500.
I HATE TAILSCHAO99
So some crazy robot killed me.

It was a dream.

I jump into a pit of spikes attatched to a giant magnet.

Originally posted by qwedsa213:

It was a dream.

I jump into a pit of spikes attatched to a giant magnet.

Don’t troll like that, you could easily respond to any of this saying that response. Alright, my turn

Originally posted by qwedsa213:

It was a dream.

I jump into a pit of spikes attatched to a giant magnet.

It was a dream
I was crossing a railroad track and got hit by a train

It was a dream.
I was falling off a cliff.

It was a dream
I attempted to do a barrel roll but I missed the waterfall and went straight into the rocks.

It was a dream.
I dreamed that I died, when in reality, I really died in my sleep.

Ghostly manual:
Scare someone to become normal.
I let you sneak up on me.
Then you scared me!
You alive!
I was in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
I pinched myself. “Not dreaming. D:”
I got slain by zombies.

It was a dream.
I got killed by gangsters.

Originally posted by devourer359:

It was a dream.
I got killed by gangsters.

Originally posted by TailsChao99:

Ghostly manual:
Scare someone to become normal.
I let you sneak up on me.
Then you scared me!
You alive!
I was in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
I pinched myself. “Not dreaming. D:";
I got slain by zombies.

READ YOU FOOL!!!!!!

The pinching method in dreams doesn’t work. Your mind, still in dream mode, either doesn’t let you realize that something is wrong or replaces the normal effect with something else (at least, to my knowledge).

[The scientific methods to discover whether you’re dreaming or not, used by people who want to be repeated lucid dreamers, are:looking at your hands, using electrical appliances(those don’t work during a dream), turning lights on or off(the light level in a dream doesn’t change) and attempting to levitate(if you succeed, you are probably in a dream. Probably.)]

Luckily, you only dreamt you were killed by gangsters.

I was killed by undead zombies. I quickly go through the various methods of discovering whether you’re dreaming or not. I look at my hands, attempt to operate my watch, switch on a light and try to levitate. All signs point towards the fact that it’s real…. OH NO!

You are completely delusional. I wake you up.
I ate celery! OH NOES!

It was a dream. OH NOES!
I fell off my bed.

You landed on a pillow.

You stab by guts out

It was a dream.
I jumped into a paper shredder.

I Cotemplate if its really worth it to save you. I decide to let you live, but inside a room that eats your flesh away, then regenerates the destroyed flesh. Thus keeping you alive, BUT IN GOD AWFULL TORTURE MWAHAHAHA!

I decide life isn’t worth it anymore, because of to many N00bs in the world. So I find the highest up thing on earth and jump off of it, while making it that each part of my fall has the potential to kill me via Lobotimization. Also, since I am falling, this cannot be a dream. (Because you wake up when you fall in a dream, I’ve experienced it before when just lying in my bed.)

It was a dream. You can still fall in a dream. You just usually wake up when you hit the ground. And since you haven’t hit the ground yet…
I die of a heartattack eventually in my amazing room.

Sorry, but the paramedics arrived and brought you back to life…wait a second…you technically did die…I FAILED!!!

Also, I’m still falling you jerks. Someone hurry up and save me before one of these rotating saws cuts me up!

It was a dream.
I’m already dead of a heartattack.

I inject your dead body with the T-Veronica Virus, then I put your body in a sealed chamber before you start getting hungry for people. (Time locked for 25 years)

I wake from my dream, but then I wake up again and again. Eventually the environment changes demonic, and I realize I’ve been dead for a long, long time.

It was a dream.
Someone manages to destroy the chamber, killing me for fun.

Sorry, but you eat him before he can kill you.

Sorry, cant dream in hell.

Sorry, but you eat him before he can kill you.

I’m too stupid and slow to do that.

Sorry, cant dream in hell.

Being in hell was the dream >.>. You were never in hell in the first place.

Stop derailing the topic ;).

Time for Dear devourer359s.
Dear devourer359,
You made me mad just for saying that everyone is dreaming.
P.S: Whenever you say someone is dreaming, You make me 50% maddah. ;)

Originally posted by TailsChao99:

Time for Dear devourer359s.
Dear devourer359,
You made me mad just for saying that everyone is dreaming.
P.S: Whenever you say someone is dreaming, You make me 50% maddah. ;)

You’re dreaming. I think that it’s normal for people to have dreams in life. If everyone didn’t have dreams in life, we wouldn’t have goals.