Live, Die, Die Live and Die. page 87

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Still perched atop the protruding outgrowths of the world’s largest vegetable, you are suddenly equipped with interstellar compartments and seemingly spontaneously teleported into an absolutely-no-gravity hub still within the recesses of Earth. Thus, it doesn’t actually matter whether you fall off or not- in fact, you can’t really fall down in the first place

I tackle myself onto a spinning roulette with a 50% probability of dropping me into an unimaginably vast batch of acidic venom

 
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but you a flung over it in to a bed witch ties you up so you can’t commit suicide

and then i’m splinter in this fight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhKB0bzmvb4

 
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the fight was a lie so you were fine

I attacked chuck norris

 
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He puts up a good fight, but even when you lose, he reaches out his hand for a shake.

I strap myself to a panel heading straight for a pool of molten bronze.

 
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I use a supermagnet to suspend that plate in midair
I attack an evil vampire

 
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The vampire lets you off after you poke it in the eye.
I smother myself with a pillow.

 
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I teleport you to one of those skydiving chambers where you are constantly blasted with 100% oxygen and fill an airtight bulletproof room that I am in With the Carbon Dioxyde left over

 
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There is still enough oxgen to give us time to save you.
I teleport to a plane majorly aligned with positive energy.

 
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The wasn

Originally posted by dreamsdragon1998:

There is still enough oxgen to give us time to save you.
I teleport to a plane majorly aligned with positive energy.

there was no oxygen in there in the first place

 
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You were only in it for a millisecond, until a freak teleportation incident returns you back to your bed.
I drink some H2o2

 
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Originally posted by efar:

The wasn

Originally posted by dreamsdragon1998:

There is still enough oxgen to give us time to save you.
I teleport to a plane majorly aligned with positive energy.


there was no oxygen in there in the first place

YEs there was. Why wouldn’t there be?

 
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the oxygen in his lungs!

I medicate mister peroxide over here. his life is saved.

I jump into a lake of sharks.

 
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Luckily, they were whale sharks, which are fairly docile and don’t eat you.

I somehow get trapped in the Large Hadron Collider while it is running.

 
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I change you (infinitesimal compactification) into the only sub-sub-atomic particle in existence and allow you free domain. Thus, you evade all collisions with anything and everything while within the LHC and thereby survive the encounter fully intact, albeit… somewhat differentiated from your original state

I slowly drain the universe of its total supply of oxygen by means of an indestructable vacuum

 
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By vacuum you of course mean black hole. I make a white hole and connect the two using a wormhole. The white hole expels the oxygen taken by the blackhole. I fly a rocket into said blackhole. With me in it.

 
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people have recently found out that black holes do not kill people they send people to over parts of the universe but i a’m splinter in this battle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhKB0bzmvb4

 
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I re-build u! TA-DA!

I watch the magic pumpkin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thz8P0ZfcgY

 
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i turn the TV off before anything happens

i jump of a the world highest bridge into a pit of spikes

 
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I go in a Time Machine and freeze time, then save you.

I go in the worlds deepest pool, and I give myself a sleeping potion.

 
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I drain the pool.

I do what i did before to kill myself, but this time, the TV won’t be turned off BY ANY REASON.

 
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I block the TV with a pillow.

I go in the deepest ocean, where nobody knows where I am, and I drink a sleeping potion.

 
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I do global warming as the fastest i can. SUCESS And everyone dies.

Same thing before, but THIS time, you can’t cover the TV or destroy it, or ANYTHING TO NOT KILL ME!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 
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Errm… The first was a fail. Because I died. Please redo!

I cover your eyes.

 
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You can’t. So i die. YAY!

Then i die in Heaven. I die in Super Heaven, too.

 
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Please do mine again.