Live, Die, Die Live and Die. page 90

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I made a backup CD of you… and fried chicken.

I anger the Hulk.

 
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I kill the Hulk. :D

I jump in a volcano full of demon-sharks.

 
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I form a team of demon hunters that kill the demon-sharks, after that I save you using an helicopter.

I eat a portal gun.

 
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you couldn’t fit it in your mouth so nothing happens

I shoot a Marine

 
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You get caught and go to jail, they are going to kill you for your crimes, but instead of dying you get electricity powers.

I hug a tree… on fire.

 
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it was Hollywood fire that is not real

I get mugged penguins in Antarctica

 
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You were robbed but didn’t die

The slenderman comes after me.

 
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he does not exist

I eat my body

 
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That isn’t physically possible.

I hug deadpool and then steal his chimichangas.

 
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I give him back his chimichangas and unhug him.

I replace my blood with lava.

 
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I use a bucket and take out the lava, then put 0- blood in your veins

I drink the lava

 
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The lava turned into igneous before you had a chance to drink it.

I threw myself in a cesspool, and you can’t physically save me.

 
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I save your mind and put it into a robot
I go to space without a suit

 
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I pop a suit on you before you reach space.
I eat a grenade.

 
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You forgot to prime it so I just take it out of your mouth.

I do the hara-kiri

 
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It is awesome so nothing happens but you leveling up.

I bite a rabid raccoon.

 
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Originally posted by platypuses27:

It is awesome so nothing happens but you leveling up.

I bite a rabid raccoon.

Harakiri is suicide by stabbing a special knife between the torax and the stomach

 
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you get your shots on time so you survived

I jump into a bottomless pit that only I can enter or exit and is full of raccoons

 
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I reverse the time so you’re now safe in the ground

I cut my throat

 
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You tried to cur your throat with a pillow.

I got kicked my Leonidas, no one was able to stop him physically and mentally. So I fell in the PIT OF DEATH!

 
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The Pit of Death was closed for maintenance.

I eat a nuclear warhead.

 
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You puke it.

I eat a creeper

 
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It is a plant so is harmless.

I transform into a butterfly and get stepped on.

 
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you get stepped on by a fly.

I steal some nuclear stuff from lybian terrorists to build a time machine! (see what I did there?)

 
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Luckily you have a kevlar so, when they shoot you, you don’t die

I drink a poison with no antidote