Live, Die, Die Live and Die. page 95

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What? You mean mango juice that has NO poison? Oh, okay.
Hey mommy! Look! A dinosau- (nom)

 
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That dinosaur has teeth made of plastic.

A wild ox crush my bones.

 
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You are left in a comma, people find you and they heal you. Now you live a happy life with a wife and seven children in an ox farm.

I paper cut me to death

 
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Too bad the paper was wet. It simply dips harmlessly away from your skin.

I bend the fabric of space and time to make it so that i dont exist, i never existed, and i never will exist.

 
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You mean you were bending regular fabric?
Well there’s a sea monster eating me.

 
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He finds a better prey.
I shoot myself and the next poster at our heads.

 
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Yeah you shot us, with a dart gun.
I close myself into a vacuum.

 
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Someone randomly presses the button on the vacuum reading “Press to save random person from killing him/herself”
Oh hi Steve! Wait….why are you holding a chainsaw? And what are you doing her-(WHHHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRR)

 
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Steve questions your modern-ness. He says chainsaws don’t exist in pixelated games.
Ro-Ro-Ro-Bot-bot-bot shutdown falls in water

 
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Kiss of life
I just fell off the world without Z-diddy’s help.

 
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Turns out, it’s a zero-gravity field that saves you from falling. Too bad you’re stuck there until someone finds you
The internet kills me with it’s swarm of trolls and idiots.

 
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Trolls let you live so they can troll you! Yay! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! But I got shot in the head. I died.

 
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Shot in the head by a squirt gun.
I’m being shot into the sun.

 
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Cannon only fires you 5 feet.
I fly towards earth from space and land on my head.

 
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A giant mattress absorb the crash.

Enter a black hole.

 
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You find yourself in a high school, in an alternate reality.
I skydive, without a parachute.

 
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Huge trampoline are set to where you land.

A T-Rex eats me.

 
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I spits you out.

I flip gravity, therefore sending me into oxygen-less space.

 
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gravity is a robot of robot wars so it does nothing

i let rainbow-dash chop me in half by going full speed into me and distracting you all with a sonic-rainboom

 
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You are wearing the most impeneratable suit ever created on the world.

I rip my body apart.

 
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I sew you back together with life rejuvenating thread.

I drive my car to the sun.

 
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The sun suddenly stops being hot.
I die a generic death.

 
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You get saved by a generic rescue.
I defy logic and destroy the universe, since:
1 = 1
1/3 = 1/3
1/3 = 0.333…
(1/3)3 = (0.333…)3
3/3 = 0.999…
1 = 0.999…
So since logic ceases to exist, I die.

 
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Parminades comes back to life and invents logic again.

 
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Originally posted by thecartm:

You get saved by a generic rescue.
I defy logic and destroy the universe, since:
1 = 1
1/3 = 1/3
1/3 = 0.333…
(1/3)3 = (0.333…)3
3/3 = 0.999…
1 = 0.999…
So since logic ceases to exist, I die.

There is an error in your formulating…

Lets say 3.9999…. (nines going on infinitely) equals x.
Multiply both sides by 10… that would give me 39.999… = 10x
now subtract 1x from both sides, that would give me 9x = 39.999… – x
now substitute x for its value. 9x = 39.999… – 3.999…
although the nines go on infinitely, they will always cancel each other out, as 9 – 9 always equals
Simplifying, it would give me 36.000…. (zeros going on forever)
36.000…. = 36
so 9x = 36
now divide nine by each side
that would give you 1x = 4
now x = 3.999… and x also equals 4
Therefore, 3.9999…. = 4
The logic is indisputable