Live, Die, Die Live and Die. page 97

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Luckily, I just happened to have 3 bottles of red cordial, which I mixed with water to form a medical-grade human blood substitute.

But alas, I threw myself upon a burning pyre.

 
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I moved the burning pyre.

But now my hands are on fire
Edit:LOL,that rymed.

 
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I cover you with a jacket and hit you unitil the fire is gone
I call the firefighers to save you, but they ran me over with their truck.

 
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I put you into the taffy puller to strech you to normal size.

However,once you come out,the machine explodes.

Willy wonka reference FTW

 
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(Lol)
You are sent to a hospital by an ambulance.

I play russian roulete and loss.

 
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I protect you from the other player.

But he gets me.

 
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Shield Blast!

I got struck by a lightning.

 
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It is absorbed by a generator.
But it is an evil generator and zaps me.

 
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I absorb the zap.

I suddenly explode after I absorbed the zap.

 
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the game of lazor tag finish’s and you run out in a strop because you lost

i start a fight with rainbow dash and lose as she chops me in half

 
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I remove rainbow dash’s chopper.

I chop myself with it.

 
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it self destructs before you can use it

i eat a grennade

 
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You didn’t remove the pin, so it doesn’t explode.
I die of old age.

 
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I use a defibrillator on you, which is a cure for all death. (left 4 dead reference)
I get hit by the death star’s laser.
(Overkill, maybe?)

 
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I push a planet into it’s way…I am more powerful then you think.

I skydive,but the parachute is faulty.

 
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I save you superman style.
After bringing you to safety and flying away, somebody shoots me with a kryptonite bullet and I start falling about 100 metres above the ground.

 
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I put a trampoline under you-an unobtaninmiteond trampoline.

I go other there,the most dangerous place in the world.Something kills me there.

 
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I ressurect you. Unfortunatly you turn into a zombie and try to eat me.

 
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I am actually Skeleton T .I give you some nice tea.

I suck at puyo puyo and don’t even know how to turn the puyos around.

 
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i teleprt you to minecraft before you die
you are va skeleton(mob)
i land right next to the enderdragon witch kills me

 
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I give you my last life right before jumping into Battlefield and taking a sniper shot in the head.

 
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i give you a diamond helm with the enchantment:“Protection 5”witch lets you survive the bullet
a skele shoots me in the head

 
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I place a dirt block in front of your head.

However, a Creeper sneaks up behinds me and EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODES

 
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I use splash potion of healing on you.

BUT, I am trying to use sand to make a bridge over a lava pit.

 
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I get you off of Minecraft.

I swallow a barrel cactus, needles and all.