Decisions

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Ok, so you’re looking at this computer screen now and then you are suddenly sucked into the dimension of space-time, which is currently UN-ESCAPABLE (MWAHAHAHAHAHA). Choose what to do next.

I’ll start: I find a planet with breathable air and build a colony on it. The planet is called “WEIRD”.

 
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You slowly get tired from the craziness of being alone. Packing your bags, you stumble across a note.

 
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The note says: “თქვენ უნდა მიიღოთ უფრო მეტი ხალხი ამ პლანეტაზე”. You have to decipher it!

 
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თქვენ უნდა მიიღოთ უფრო მეტი ხალხი ამ პლანეტაზე…
Maybe it’s a riddle. Or maybe you’re just hallucinating.

 
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I rip the note in half, get on the nearest computer, and make a forum game on Kong asking what to do, while pretending it’s a game.

Actually no, screw that, I’ll just sit up all day/night playing games. Why would I want to escape?

 
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But there is no internet connection on planet WEIRD, sadly, so you can’t do that.

Suddenly, a big green creature approaches you.

 
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the cresture is actually brown- its a domo! it eats you the end…

 
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Originally posted by uberdomo:

the cresture is actually brown- its a domo! it eats you the end…

Stop the spam, kthxbai.

The big green creature turns out to be YOUR MOTHER11!!!!

And then she (he? it??) starts talking…

 
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The creature says “გამარჯობა!”

 
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You reply by sympathetically punching it in the gut over and over again, while saying that you don’t understand its language.

 
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It’s gives you a bear, bitch, slap!

 
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You simply undo the hook and loop strap, and the creature magically turns into a cuddly pillow!
(lolPillowPetz)