Mongs Bar(night 1) page 2

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Swat team leader Kash: points RPG at kingzak’s Osama beer and shoots it

 
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i throw the beer into a wall

the missil hits and destroys the wall

“damn it” i yell “you spilt my drink”
“you owe me a pint”

 
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A flying cow swoops down and hits the ceiling. It flips off the remaining wall and crushes all the SWAT including Kash.

 
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NOT A GAME POST
I done step 102:D

 
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Lord incontinent of Shipton Bellinger: I slit Zakhep2 throat.

 
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Dumpa-lumpa: I explode.

 
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i begin punching kash in the head

“give me my pint” i yell “it is a rule”

 
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Freddi: Walks into bar “Hey can I get a-” … O.O Runs away

 
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Lord incontinent of Shipton Bellinger: I chase after freddi and shotgun him in the back of the head he dies.

 
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Jenni:THAT, was my brother!” Snaps Lord incontinent of Shipton Bellinger’s neck from out of nowhere.

 
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Lord incontinent of Shipton Bellinger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

The SWAT all shoot jenni. she dies.

 
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Jerri: Walks into bar “Hey can I get a-” … O.O Runs away

Let’s say that Freddi and Jerri think alike sometimes.

 
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Barron Von erectile dis-function of Wankendorf: I Shoot Jerri with a AK-47. I then run into the bar. Jerri died.

 
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Swat team leader Kash “NO drinks for u!” pulls out pistol and shoots kingzak in the stomach

 
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Random Zombie Horde stumbles into the bar

 
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Barron von erectile dis-function of Wankendorf: The German military show up and kill Kash. “Now charge” A massive SWAT vs military vs zombie war breaks out.

 
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zombie eats the dying Kash

 
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Suicide bomber 1: I explode.
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Suicide bomber 68: I explode.
Suicide bomber 69: I don’t explode because my bomb won’t expode.
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Suicide bomber 69: I finally explode.


Sorry bout the spamish post.

 
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Zombie Kash eats suicide bomber 67 while hes exploding

 
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Barron Von erectile dis-function of Wankendorf: I jizz myself.

 
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Suicide Bomber 9000:ALEELEELEELEELEELEE ALL HAIL ALLAHHHHH!!!!!!!!” Boom.

 
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Suicide atomic robot bomber: explodes

 
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Barron von erectile dis-function of Wankendorf: I run.

 
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Kirby: walks into bar, shallows mong, and begins serving drinks

 
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Swat Team member: “can i have a drink?”