Mongs Bar(night 1) page 20

Gotter: “Well a pardon me for blowing sunshine up your ass but i’m a little too busy for this bullshit your highness.”

Bob:“So, what are you doing at this bar?”

Bounty hunter ‘I just dropped in, Bob. Nice place. Better than the cantina.’

Ted:Finishes eating, and notices Llaima. “Hello, my names Ted, I’m a Zombie or undead or flesheater or whatever you people name us.”

DreamsDragon (to Laima) “You may call me DreamsDragon, and who might you be?”

Seth(to ted) ‘carrion eaters’
Butch ‘and I’m Butch! Pleased to met ya!’
Rover ’Rover’s my name, dressing oddly’s my game!
Bounty Hunter ‘Charles Meer, at your service.’

Ted:“Carrion eater?!? I’m not a freaking vulture! Well…now that I think about it…” Ted scratches his head, groaning in annoyance as his hair comes out easily.

Bob:“I am Bob.”

Seth (To Ted) ‘You eat carcasses! You are carrion eater!’
mong ‘Ted, could you clean that mess up. The health inspector will have a fit if he sees it.’
health inspector ’TOO LATE!

Ted: Stands reeaaally close to the health inspector. “You know what happens if you try to shut this place down riiiight?” Points to the blood all over the floor (Nothin left but a wee puddle!)

health inspector ‘yeah, I’m just here for my bribe.’

Ted:“Well this time around your bribe is yer life, K?” Nibbles the health inspectors shoulder, just to prove my point. “Also, where is the mop?”

health inspector ’I’M FIRING MAH LAZER!!! BLAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!’
(fail, reflects off mirror and hits inspector, who explodes.
Mong ’here’s the the mop’

Ted:Takes it and happily cleans the place up. Somehow, he even painted the entire bar a new color. “Done!”

Hippy:“Hey maaan…got any grass?”

Rover ’I’M CHARGING MAH LAZER!’
Seth O_o

DreamsDragon “NO EATING THE LAWN!!!!!1”

Ted:Kills the hippy and uses him as fertilizer. “Rover, please don’t copy the dead inspector. There is a reason he is dead ya know.”

rover ’that’s why I’m charging it first!’
Butch:

DreamsDragon “NO CHARGING LASERS WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!!!!1”

Ted:“…Nevermind…Can someone call up a psychiatrist? I want to test something.”

random psychiatrist ‘hello, I’m a psychiatrist just passing by’

DreamsDragon “Test what?0”

Ted:“See what kinda problems we all have.” Pays the psychiatrist enough money to do a session for all of us.

Seth ‘Butch, give him the gold’
butch:

DreamsDragon steals the gold from Bitch, then pays the psychiatrist.