Mongs Bar(night 1) page 34

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Random Arab
‘وارتفعت أنا من بين الأموات، والآن سوف اقتلك جميع.’ He says after spontaneously telefragging the engineer.

 
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Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-FBG
Wow, this is a very long night.

So, uh, can I get a Zanderian Mindflayer? Stirred, not shaken.

 
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Soldier “فوجئت وأنا أتكلم لغتك؟ تشعر أنها كريهة على لساني. مص بندقية بلدي!” Shotguns Random Arab in face. (The message is not supposed to have “I was” at the start, sorry)
engineer Respawns.
Random patron “holy crap, it’s a ghost! AAAAAAAAH!” runs out screaming.
Mong (To sir.) “Sure, here ya go.”

 
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Prostitute

comes in with tentacles for hands…

Hey boys wanna have some fun!She has tentacles for hands..Tentacles for hands…………………

Elmo

comes in through a teleporter. His body is made of robot parts….

I am back for “revenge!”

Looks at prostitute…

Runs out of the store screaming…

 
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Rann

has arrived. he’s a brown haired cloudcuckoolander with glasses.

Well! …so, what’s going on?

 
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Prostitute

Hey hun,how bout you and me have a little fun playing a game I like to call…….
………………………………………..

………………………………….

Monopoly. Then smiled and takes out a monopoly board game.

 
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I pray this isn’t strip monopoly… and how do I get tentacles?

 
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(you want tentacles? O_o)

Prostitute and Rann get in a heated monopoly battle.

 
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yes, tentacles. just a mass of six or so to replace my legs. i’ll take them when I feel like taking them.

Rann gets a quick grasp of the rules, and somehow manages to get a few hotels.

 
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Random Arab
‘لا أستطيع أن تكون أن توقفت من قبل أي شخص.’ He says after re-entering the bar.

 
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Rann is interrupted by the strange middle-easterner, and cannot understand a word he says. as he looks back, he notices that the Prostitute has undone her shirt.

 
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Random Arab
‘هذا هو بدعة! وسوف محمد ركلة لكم في إلى الجحيم لهذا!’ yells the Arab as he opens a portal to hell and kicks Rann into the portal. He then closes the portal.

 
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He tells Charon that he was sent there by a random arab, and gets stabbed.

 
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Then a car crashes into the bar….

Out of the car is the famous speed racer.

Comes in and asks for a juicy juice.

 
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Rann materializes in the bar, and sits back down for the second half of his game.

 
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Elmo

Is that whore gone yet?

Looks at prostitute,runs out of the bar screaming.

 
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somehow, the hooker wins. Rann appeals, asking several people around him to play… Scribblers 8.

Image shamelessly ripped from Adult Swim

 
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Terminator
comes out of a portal.

Hav YOU see middle eastern man? He bad n dangirous.

Also Ima sav world.Yah

 
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Originally posted by ZombiestookmyTV:

Terminator
comes out of a portal.

Hav YOU see middle eastern man? He bad n dangirous.

Also Ima sav world.Yah

yes, i’ve seen him. he’s right over there.

 
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Random Arab
“أنا تماما ليس عربيا. آسف للحصول على آمالك حتى.” he says to the Terminator. The Terminator proceeds to kill rann for lying.

 
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Rusty

We can rebuild him. we have the technology.

Rusty then takes what’s left of the charred loony and goes off to make a clone. They also summon police to apprehend the stereotypical terrorist.

 
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Terminator

You have been terminated Rann…

Opens a portal,but before he could go in another terminator showed up.

Terminator 2

You failed to kill the middle eastern man.Now you shall pay.

K-blam blam!

He shoots terminator.
You have been terminated

He goes back into portal but before he could,another terminator comes and kills that terminator.
Then a bunch of terminator come and start fighting and shooting each other.

Mong

Every body hide in my bomb shelter!
Runs into the basement…

 
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Arab guy
“هذا هو متعة!” he yells as he hides in a bomb shelter.

 
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Liutenant Geata, 3rd mate of the Battlestar Galactica
Sir, there are 40, no, 50 plus robots on the surface of the planet. All less than three acres spread.

Admiral Adama, Commander of the Battlestar Galactica
Must be the Cylons. Nuclear strike on the planet is authorized. Comence fireing in three. Two. One. Fire all Nukes at the cylons.

 
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BOOM!All terminators die.