Mongs Bar(night 1) page 37

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Drugged up hallucination

It phases through me.

Also the family crypt is below the bar… You must awaken your brothers, sisters, fathers, mothers and other family members from the dead.

 
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Louis “NO!”

 
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Drugged up hallucination

But why not I say as I sit in the corner and sulk.

 
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louisFINALLY!”
Engineer sings this

 
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Dr. Rabbit

Flies over and drops colgate bombs. It is all part of the plan.

 
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Drugged up hallucination

I stand up and walk to the bar and get a beer.

 
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Kingzak

I pop out of a wall.

“Cr^p i been hiding in there since the first genesis nuke” i say as i get off the floor.

“I would like some WKD in a cup made out of bacon” i says as i sit at the bar

 
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Cthuluh

I walk into the bar.
I SCREAM ALL YE SHALL SERVE ME, THE ELDER GOD CTHULUH!!
With that, I drain their sanity.

 
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Drugged up hallucination

“I have no sanity!” I shout as I punch Cthuluh in the face.

 
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Kingzak

“Tough Luck Cthuluh we had none to begin with” i say and kick Cthuluh in the crotch causing him to vomit on a nearby table

 
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Drugged up hallucination

High fives Kingzak.

 
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Police officer Comes in. “There has been reports of domesticated disturbance here?” The entire bar pauses in silence. “Is that true?!!!!???”

 
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Kingzak

“You want next door” i say “No one in here has a girlfriend or the muscle mass to abuse her” zak finishes and gives the officer a beer

 
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Drugged up hallucination

I sneak up behind the police officer and slit his throat.

“I GOT HIM!” I shout.

 
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Police officer Falls down and dies… Then his radio talks “Officer Jones. Report, Did you get the beer?”

 
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Drugged up hallucination

I pick up the radio.

“No, I fell over and slit my own throat by accident” I say in Officer Jones’ voice.

 
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Radio “Oh! Are you ok!”

 
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Drugged up hallucination

“No, I’m dead right now, anyway I got to go now, Over and out” I say.

I put the radio down and buy a bottle of Vodka.

 
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Kingzak

“Wait a minute” I say “Your a hallucination, how the hell do you cut someones throat”.

Just then the police officer stands up

“Damn, slipped in some ketchup” he says and takes his radio back

 
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Drugged up hallucination

“Because I am really…”

ZOOL!

“…ZOOL!”

The dramatic transformation begins. He is exactly the same. I fire a laser beam that cut the police officers head off.

I take the radio.

“Only joking i’m dead” I say in jones’ voice.

 
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Kingzak

“What the hell is a zool and why is he obsessed with making the police dead” I ask

 
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Zool!

“Why not, now open my family crypt below the bar so I rein darkness on the world”. ¤

 
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Kingzak

“I am not louis” Kingzak says “You’ll have to ask him”

“where did he go. He was here a couple minutes ago” i says as i look around

 
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Zool!

“But there is treasure down there!” I shout.

 
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Seth I poke everybody who appears to have frozen.
“Oh my, it seems this thread is dead..” I sit down on a stool, the lights dim and a spotlight illuminates me. “(singing) Oh, we had some good times. Here at Mong’s bar. (piano starts playing, slowly) I had a good time, for a while. But now it seems the good times have gone. I came here.. late in the show. But then I stopped posting… we got twenty posts past that… (piano pace suddenly picks up, guitars start playing) But nooooooooooow it’s all gone (stands up) The gooood times are gooooone. Mong’s bar has ennnded, and it didn’t stay stroooooong. (giotars stop, piano becomes slower) And now… it’s time to… say goodbyeeeeeee. (bows. then straightens. Normally:) Well that sucks. I guess I’ll see if anyone posts. wait… that entire song broke the fourth wall.” (looks through the fourth wall at YOU.)
Wiiwonder
“oooooh… fiddlesticks.”
Psycho Mantis
“hey, only I’M allowed to break the fourth wall!”
Perri
enters bar
““Hi, can I get a…” O.O runs away