Corrupt-a-Wish page 2

I’M NOT A TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111oneone

Your head turns into a trombone.

I wish for Zakhep to die.

Zakhep2 reincarnates as Zakhep3

I wish for all badges on Kongregate.

Granted, but you get banned because the mods think you hacked.

I wish for a cake that is blue.

Granted but the cake is a lie (Old jokes FTW)

I wish for wish so that I can wish for an uncorrupted wish for a fish.

granted you got a fish when you were eating it you noticed it eated before shark poop so you died

i wish zakhep2 wasnt a TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Zakhep2 is not a troll anymore. Two other trolls take his place.

I wish for a perfectly generic, unpoisoned apple.

you take it, and then snow white comes to your house and kills you then takes your apple

i wish i had a machine that tells me all the information i want to know

(if my wish is too hard.. let me just continue)

granted but the machine will tell you that nobody loves you and you suck so you decided to suicide

i wish i’m cool

You are now cool, but the ghosthunters come find you at night and kill you.

I wish everything possibly bad happened right now!

it happened! i corrupted your wish

i wish i can breath in sea

Granted, but now you cannot breath on land

I wish to have some cheese.

Granted, but transformice will have a level in you fridge so they eat all of you cheese.

I wish my dog was smart

granted but he will be wild

i wish i have a penguin as a pet

granted but you will have to live in a big freezer

I wish that it will rain cookies.

Granted, but they have walnuts.

I wish for cranberry juice.

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Originally posted by kilozombie:

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Granted, but you are tied to the wall with the cranberry juice a centimeter beyond your reach.

I wish for all the legos in the world.

Granted, but you have to give them away.

I wish for something bad not to happen to me.

Granted, but You’re kongregate profile died. You kill yourself over it.

I wish fo’ a pile of nothing.

Granted, you get bored of good things happening to you all the time.

I wish for a bag of non-poisoned,not stale, edible,popped popcorn that is in no way inaccessible, harmful,or in any way bad, that people will not want, i wont have to give away and is not at all in any way bad.

Granted but you only get 1 piece
I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash and nobody wants to steal it

Granted but you have to collect from bank and robber accidently steals it :S

I wish for Zakhep2 to stop wishing for money

granted but for only 1 second

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it and it’s in my house