Corrupt-a-Wish page 394

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Granted, they click it then close the tab.

I wish you would stop linking the game. ;)

 
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grated but i forget in 10 second flat http://www.kongregate.com/forums/36-forum-games/topics/298446-dont-forget-the-lyrics

i wish for every hyperlink to send some to somewhere else in the universe like exportation

 
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Granted, but it turns out it always teleports you to a black hole.

I wish for hyperlinks to disappear ENTIRELY!

 
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granted but that means you can’t get on kongregate

i wish i could think of a good wish to wish for

 
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granted but as you start wishing you forget the wish
I wish scopion1m would stop advertising his games and stop making shitty games that no one likes

 
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Granted, he makes super good ones.

I wish for some gold.

 
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YAY! super good games! thats actually not corrupting my wish, not only do you grant it, but you make it better for both of us.

Granted, but a pirate steals in all
I wish for Minecraft 2

 
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Granted, it has super good graphics, and if that’s not good enough for you, that means super laggy. This would never happen IRL.

I wish for Terraria’s developers to keep working on the game instead of quit.

 
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granted but it never comes out as the go bankrupt

i wish more people would listen to old music like queen, aerosmith and other music like that

 
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granted, they remove everything in terraria because they get a better idea and completely re-code it, it stays in development for 5 years after which they just give up on it
I wish for a super computer which could run Minecraft 2

 
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Granted, that’s all they listen to now.

Granted, your computer is so good that it explodes.

I wish for a really good computer.

I wish that people would stop being racist.

 
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granted but the computer is a racist who takes over the word

i wish for the powers of transforming into stuff

 
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Granted, but if you try to transform you instantly die
I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate sundaes

 
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Granted, but they’re poisoned. After you drank one of them, you died.
I wish for a grenade.

 
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Granted you receive it but it is faulty and you explode
I wish for a clown killing machine

 
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Granted, it instead makes jokes about people.

I wish for unlimited money.

 
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granted you get unlimited 0.000000001 cents. So it takes you atleast 5 hours to pay 1dollar

I wish for a minecraft quiz wink wink

 
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Originally posted by djrockstar:

granted you get unlimited 0.000000001 cents. So it takes you atleast 5 hours to pay 1dollar

Where did you get that logic from? :P

Unlimited means unlimited, so I have unlimited 0.000000001 cents, which basically means unlimited. So yay! Same as saying you have unlimited 5c pieces. You can still buy a car with them. :P


Granted, you get a minecraft quiz with one question: What is Minecraft made from?

I wish… For Minecraft to hve more awesome features that I like.

 
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Granted, but everyone else hates them.

I wish I had an awesome top hat.

 
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Granted, it is SUPER TALL.

I wish for… Unlimited wishes.

 
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granted, but you’re stabbed in the neck before you can wish something
I wish for a LP poster.

 
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Granted, but it is completely out of focus.
I wish for my own private fighter plane.

 
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Granted, but it has no gas tank and one can never be installed, so it’s basically a giant piece of metal.
I wish for a piece of chalk.

 
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granted but it does’t work

i wish for it to snow

 
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Granted, but it melted as soon as it touched the ground.
I wish for light!