Corrupt-a-Wish page 398

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Granted, you got whatever it was that you wanted but it was stupid, useless and partially destroyed

I wish for breakfast

 
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You get a crumb.

I wish for a nice, tasty breakfast that I will be satisfied with.

 
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Granted, but it was posioned so you suddenly die a few days later.
I wish for a supercomputer.

 
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Granted, but it’s so advanced its in control of YOU.

I wish for a super fast computer, that doesn’t control me.

 
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Granted, but it got a virus so it became so slow that time froze.
I wish for a keyboard that does’t make those “click click” sounds.

 
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Granted, but it requires so much power that when you turn it on, all the electrical wires get set on fire and the city you live in blows up

I wish for immortality

 
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Granted, but you live a very depressing life where everyone you meet, dies.
I wish for a telescope that can see space clearly.

 
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Granted, but space doesn’t like you peeking, so it murders you. (WordPlay, C WUT I DID THAR)
I wish for a wish which wishes for a wish that will wish a wish that could wish for a wish with a wish that wishes a wish

 
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Granted, but all you see is the TARDIS.

I insert Doctor Who.

 
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You get a telephone booth
I insert a missed call
I wish for no mistakes.
EDIT: OMG WE R GETTING CONFUSED CUZ WE TYPIN TOO FAST

 
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Granted, you make no mistakes and is perfect. You get famous, that’s good, but then people start wanting to kill you.

That’s a man!

I insert mistakes

I wish for less mistakes, but not perfect

 
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Granted, but the mistakes you make piled up and created a huge mistake that caused the world to be destroyed.
I wish for a never ending tv show that will never get boring.

 
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Granted, but it makes you get so addicted, that you spend all your money on it. You quit your job to keep watching it, and eventually run out of money.

I wish I had infinite sleep.

 
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Granted, but your dreams (nightmares) become your reality.
I wish for peace throughout the universe.

 
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EDIT: OMG WE R GETTING CONFUSED CUZ WE TYPIN TOO FAST

Thats what you get for trying to boost your post count too fast :P

 
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Granted, so everyone is dead.

I wish for the world to invent a time-machine.

 
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Granted, but too many people used it that the world went into chaos.
I wish for a prank phonecall on GottaAsktheMan.

 
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Granted, but it failed.

Hang on, BRB. I have to get a phonecall.

I wish for puns.

 
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Granted. You are me. WOOT! Good luck with MY puns.

I wish for The Halloween III Magic Pumpkin

 
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granted but it turns out to be rubbish

i wish for my friend to go on ninja warrior and lose

 
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Granted. He gets killed by a ninja warrior.

I wish for IT’S A WONDERFUL DAY FOR PIEEEE

 
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Granted, it’s a wonderful day to learn a billion digits of pi.

I wish for a better keyboard.

 
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Ganted, bu yor old keybord is sentover to me,,, as yo can se

I wish that I could have vivid dreams about fictional places.

 
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Granted, but when you wake up you suddenly realise its not real and commit suicide.

I wish for Kongregate to reach 100 million people registered.

 
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Granted, but it ends up destroying the internet.

I wish for more thread activity.