Corrupt-a-Wish page 410

granted, but they speak in cat language

I wish i could fly forever with no fuel or cost

Granted but gravity pulls you down as you realise that you have just done a fail jump
i wish for life, the universe and evrything

you now have a toy universe and have nothing
i wish to be lord of insanity

Granted, but you dared yourself to jump off a cliff, you died in the process.
I wish i had a speck of dust.

Granted, but you choke on that speck of dust and die.

I wish that there was a basic grammar test requirement to use the forums.

Granted, but it has the worlds longest word in it, so nobody passes.
I wish for a atom of dust.

Granted, but the atom is highly poisonous and kills you from inhaling it.

I wish Robot Wars never existed. Since I am not from or influenced by Robot Wars, I have no concerns.

Granted.
But you die and in hell, some guy just invented Robot Wars.
I wish I was a real boy.

granted, but now you have to do chores
I wish I was a peanut

Granted but you eat yourself
I wish i could do what ever i wanted like god :)

Granted, but the power was too much for you and you went insane and senile and ended up dying.
I wish I could have unlimited nutella and ice-cream. <3

inb4someonemakesmefat

Granted, but they both taste like death itself, and they are your only food. They also don’t make you fat for some reason.

I wish to have more paranoia, without getting to insanity-level paranoia or higher.

Granted, but although you become paranoid, you become the OPPOSITE of insane, and the giant flesh eating mutant bunnies that live in the darkness that you are hiding from are, in fact, a reality.

You hide for days in a castle built from halogen lights before they chew away the wiring underneath and get in.

I wish to have that planetoid of extremely nutritious dense cotton candy substance that I ordered, but tagyfa never delivered so I’m still waiting for it, but next week it’s going to come through the post and I can live there forever, the cotton candy will always be healthy and taste great. It can sustain life for thousands of years.

granted, but aliens took it.
I WISH FOR SHORT GRANTING! take that tagyfa!

Granted, but you are transported to a pocket dimension in which you can post as much as you want.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

granted but someone eats you
i wish for a fish to eat

Granted, but it contains mercury.
I wish I could solve a crossword puzzle.

Granted, but you are unable to solve the simplest of Sudoku puzzles.

I wish for a Grammar Nazi.

Granted, but corporeal punishment (i.e. genocide), a more serious form of pedagogical enforcement, is imposed on all violators of grammatical canon. If you make a mistake in your spelling, expect no mercy.

I wish for a volcano erupting snowballs.

granted but they melt as soon as they form
I wish for a robot that says “im in space”

Granted, but you orbit that robot. Forever. You are unable to die. Eventually, the robot gets pulled into the gravitational field of a planet in medieval stasis, while you aren’t. You will now go throughout the cosmos, in a fate worse than death. You also get hungry.

I wish for adventure.

Granted but you die in the end.

I wish to know wxactly what happened in previous civilization without the bias and lies of the victors/documnentry creater.

Granted, but your head exploded with all the knowledge.

I wish I was a cat. <3

Originally posted by Johanna_T:

Granted, but your head exploded with all the knowledge.

I wish I was a cat. <3

Granted. But you then discover you are allergic to cats.
I wish this would stop: http://tinyurl.com/cvjd3n8

Granted but it comes out and kill you

i wish for a :D