Corrupt-a-Wish page 417

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Granted, but you are in eternal pain.

I wish to be immune to pain.

 
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Granted. I transform you into a rock. No sensory perception means that you can’t feel anything

I wish for a rock

 
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Granted, but you already have one, implying you stated it in your wish.

 
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I wish moderators would respond when we get constantly abused by n00bs…

 
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Granted. As some are prone to saying, “if you can’t fight them, join them!” The moderators, lazy to eliminate the problem at hand, have sided with the abominable heathens.

I wish for the ability to teleport

 
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Granted. When you teleport for the first time, you see a lot of people staring at you in horror. You managed to teleport into a wall!
I wish I could get a better computer.

 
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Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Granted. When you teleport for the first time, you see a lot of people staring at you in horror. You managed to teleport into a wall!
I wish I could get a better computer.

Granted, since your current one sucks so much, you get a 1998 GX 50 with no access to the internet. It’s a giant business computer…
I wish people would stop asking for their own perma-bans… OH but what’s this
“I wish to lock my account, but access it whenever I want”
Me: Exceptional…

 
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Granted, Now people are asking if they could change kongregates name into The-Fuzzy-Game Website with an avatar of a fuzzy animal instead of an ant.

I wish for a link to the “offical game creators or something.” I CAN’T FIND IT!

 
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granted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4

i wish for no one could die

 
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Granted, but if no one could die, there would be no space for humans in earth and crap would happen forever.
I wish ponies exists.

 
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granted but they take over the world

i wish it will always snow in winter and only winter in worstershire

 
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Granted. Everyone there died of pneumonia.

I wish people would wish for smarter wishes like wishing for wishes to actually wish for so everyone would stop wishing for stupid wishes and wishes like wishing that they had ideas for wishes to wish for so they could wish and get on with the wish game they call corrupt a wish game.

 
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granted they wished you dead

I wish Rocky and Bullwinkle would come out of the TV

 
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Originally posted by efar:

granted they wished you dead

I wish Rocky and Bullwinkle would come out of the TV

You no understand meh logic? Why you little…

Granted, they kill you immediately.

I wish my computer would have more space (I have 3.02 GB out of 54.4 GB, it came with messed up memory with too much program files and stuff that makes the computer work, to me it’s shit)

 
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granted, everything including the computer disappeared

I wish DamageGore would stop rambling

 
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granted but he kill’s you

i wish i could rap

 
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granted, you are so bad you are put in prison where you meet a guy that kills you

I wish for fairy godparents

 
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granted you step on them immidately, killing them
I wish for a magic wand

 
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Because some people are retards and corrupt their own wishes, I will not be doing efar’s wishes (for now, anyway.)

Originally posted by scorpion1m:

granted but he kill’s you

i wish i could rap

Granted, but rap is immediately banned worldwide, and is punishable by death.

I wish the Mayans never predicted the world would end on 2012. If the Mayans were right, we wouldn’t even be alive, since the roman calender (the onewe use) is not the exact same as the Mayan calender, being some time ahead of the Mayan calender.

 
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Granted, the Mayans predicted the world to end on 2013, and they were right.

I wish for a beautiful voice.

 
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Granted, but it is only beautiful to yourself. To everyone else, you sound so horrible, Genghis Khan forcefully resurrected himself and cut out your tongue, along with your ears. He then collapsed in a pile of bones.

I wish the end of the world would only happen sometime after I die.

 
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Granted, but when you died you were resurrected, then the world ended.

I wish for a pile of cookies!

 
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Granted, but they’re spinach flavour.

I wish for the power to jump off a plane and suddenly gain a green shirt on my chest.

 
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Granted but you fell on the ground and died.

I wish for socks

 
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Granted but they eat you.
I wish your socks didn’t eat you.