Corrupt-a-Wish page 423

Granted, but they turn out to be ACME and they explode as you touch them

I wish a genie

I’m using google translate btw. Did you mean “I wish a genie would kill me, eat my family and damn my spirit to hell”? It is granted. :3
I wish for a pony

Granted, but it tips over with a banana peel and dies

I wish for Nutella

You get a nutty ella. She’s a girl who really loves knives….
I wish for money

You get fake money and get charged by money laundring

I want an axe

You get the dwarve’s axe from Lord of the Rings. Unfortuantly, you had to steal it from Arragorn, and now your head hangs in shame… over the dwarve’s mantlepiece.
I wish for a ring

Granted, but it turns out that it was Sauron’s, so you’re now corrupted and also Gollum’s slave.

I want to steal the cookie

Wish Granted, but someone blows you up and takes the cookie. Forum games, what can you do?
I wish for peanut butter

granted but it as a bomb in it and kills you

i wish for some money

Granted…. You did ask for an evil bunny, right? I’m sorry, I’m hard of hearing these days…
I wish for candy

granted but when you put it in your mouth it gets stuck and stays there forever

i wish for a step ladder

Granted, In Soviet Russia, The ladder steps on you! And so it’s a stepping ladder!
I wish for a nice pair of boots

Originally posted by Behemoth542:

Granted, but they turn out to be ACME and they explode as you touch them

I wish a genie

Granted but it can’t grant wishes.

Originally posted by hangman95:

You get a nutty ella. She’s a girl who really loves knives….
I wish for money

Granted but the money is invisible so you can’t find it.

Originally posted by Behemoth542:

You get fake money and get charged by money laundring

I want an axe

Since you didn’t wish for the axe, you don’t get it.

Originally posted by hangman95:

You get the dwarve’s axe from Lord of the Rings. Unfortuantly, you had to steal it from Arragorn, and now your head hangs in shame… over the dwarve’s mantlepiece.
I wish for a ring

Granted but it’s an onion ring.
(You’re allergic to onions)

Originally posted by Behemoth542:

Granted, but it turns out that it was Sauron’s, so you’re now corrupted and also Gollum’s slave.

I want to steal the cookie

Granted but the cookie vanishes.

Originally posted by hangman95:

Wish Granted, but someone blows you up and takes the cookie. Forum games, what can you do?
I wish for peanut butter

Granted but it’s only a useless 8th of a teaspoon.

Originally posted by hangman95:

Granted…. You did ask for an evil bunny, right? I’m sorry, I’m hard of hearing these days…
I wish for candy

Granted but you are diabetic now.

Originally posted by scorpion1m:

granted but when you put it in your mouth it gets stuck and stays there forever

i wish for a step ladder

Granted but it breaks.

Originally posted by hangman95:

Granted, In Soviet Russia, The ladder steps on you! And so it’s a stepping ladder!
I wish for a nice pair of boots

Granted but they are filled with scorpions.
I wish burgers were not burgers.

Granted,but it the name changes into Hotdog.

I wish for a moon

Granted, but that’s no moon. It’s a space station.
I wish for bottled motivation potions in the supermarket.